Kelly Humphrey

[jynx @jynxbby]

on this man’s story tryna figure out what time was 17hours ago

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

You can’t hide guy 😝 🐕

[Ebo @EBoKnowss]

321nole when someone hands him a beer at the next tailgate

[sophie @netcapgirl]

when someone asks my weekend plans now that i’m 30:

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

After a long day of saying wildly offensive things I like to unwind and think about how beautiful and kind I am

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if i send you this it means im sleepy but will show up when the team needs me

[alyssa @aturnz11]

how your email finds me

[Big Mo 🤎 @cassy_collins_]

The first day of your period is really a day of sober reflection. Nothing in this life is funny, and everyone is extremely annoying

[isabelle @cheapfuzz]

me who's never seen a second of a professional rugby game watching ilona maher shove people out of her way

[andy b. @andybowers_]

How your email finds me.

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

That lady should be me

[George @gpdr0meter]

Her vibe would be so perfect for WWE, someone get her in the ring!

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

[Always On @werealwayson]

I’m having a Ben Affleck summer (I’m stressed out with an iced coffee)

[loren. @luhren__]

someone audibly said “oh fuck yeah, here we go” when jesse plemmon’s came on screen during civil war

[Tayhausen: Very Bald, Very Evil 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @tayredacted]

Temu used y’all’s credit card info to buy two Super Bowl ads

[superradtural ꕤ @Rad323]

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.

[brandon* @brndxix]

wingstop and pizza shop employees tomorrow