Kellyn

(she/hers)

[trans judeo-bolshevik @transjewtalian]

forever one of the best onion headlines

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[S(te)ven @blumpth]

This is a masterpiece of photography

[Kellyn @kellynelaine]

@DrunkBlumpth Me: I wasn't that drunk last night
Also me:

[Kellyn @kellynelaine]

@blumpth Swishers are so much worse than cigs lmao

[Yellowstone National Park @YellowstoneNPS]

(Heads Up!) Biscuit Basin in Yellowstone National Park temporarily closed due to hydrothermal explosion. More info: https://t.co/tcDR8oRNSx

[۟ @ukelight]

any suggestions of people to add

[mastiff @m4stiff]

i summon DANK MAGICIAN!!!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #AX2024

[Kellyn @kellynelaine]

Bro. Did they finally realize the chicken enchilada sandwich that was topped with Fritos was the best damn sandwich in 2015ish? I will never shut up about how good that shit was. They don't keep good ideas. https://t.co/acwvB0KluG

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Google's new AI search results are having quite the week. Here's a thread with some of my favorite answers:

[Peter Yang @petergyang]

Google AI overview suggests adding glue to get cheese to stick to pizza, and it turns out the source is an 11 year old Reddit comment from user F*cksmith 😂

[Kellyn @kellynelaine]

THIS BOOK IS THE SHIT

[Andrew Rose @__drewface]

kids only need two things:
1. love
2. The Way Things Work by David Macaulay

[Andrew Rose @__drewface]

kids only need two things:
1. love
2. The Way Things Work by David Macaulay

[Kris Kashtanova @icreatelife]

I couldn’t believe it before I tried it. Google needs to fix this asap..

[Metro @MetroChicago]

We’re deeply saddened to hear of Steve Albini’s passing and keep his family in our hearts. Thank you for all that you contributed to punk rock in our town and the reverberations of creativity you brought forth, felt the world over.

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

Fallout is gay exhibit #69

[emily @north0fnorth]

i’m sorry it lost the grammy to fucking what