One of my biggest pet peeves is people with a delayed reaction to a green light. Look, I may be 13th in the queue but I still got ambitions for this light, motherfucker.
Officer: "Someone called in reference to your Facebook post..."
Eagles Fan: "I'm fine. The Eagles lost."
Officer: "You don't plan on hurting yourself?"
Fan: "No. Jalen Hurts turned the ball over six times, man."
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#CRITICAL MISSING: 6-year-old Nolan Hawkins, 3'4" and 42lbs. Last seen wearing blue/green pajama pants, white tank top, and a brown hair cap. Last seen on 5/12/26 around 8:45pm in the Woodlawn area. If located please call 911 or 410-887-1340.
The Prince William County Animal Services Center is full of adorable puppies and kittens looking for their forever homes! 🐶🐱
If you’ve been thinking about adding a furry friend to your family, now’s the perfect time to stop by and give a shelter pet the second chance they deserve.
How can you not love Fatman?!
Commanders rookie RB Kaytron Allen is living out a childhood dream of playing in the NFL.
Fatman said, "you've been dreaming about it for so long and you get to put on the cleats and an NFL logo. It's just a blessing to be here."
There are people in the replies repeating the “red on yellow, kill a fellow…” rhyme but you know what’s even easier to remember?
“Don’t pick up snakes.” 🤷🏻♀️
ALERT: MPD is searching for missing 2-year-old Royce Hawkins. The child has not been seen since his mother was fatally shot last night in Northwest.
Please share! See the child? Call 911. Info on case? Call 202-727-9099 or text 50411.
Read more: https://t.co/vcyhW3ucVZ
Washington reported for voluntary offseason workouts today. In around 5:30 am? Jayden Daniels. Also a reminder: Laremy Tunsil spends this period working out elsewhere. Attends mandatory minicamp. Has done this for a while.