KellyP

Hail to the Redskins!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

One of my biggest pet peeves is people with a delayed reaction to a green light. Look, I may be 13th in the queue but I still got ambitions for this light, motherfucker.

[brady @burgermanders]

I could watch this clip for 24 hours straight

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

one day, your pet will be gone, and you’ll realize the luckiest part of your life was being loved by a tiny creature who thought you were home.

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

Officer: "Someone called in reference to your Facebook post..."

Eagles Fan: "I'm fine. The Eagles lost."

Officer: "You don't plan on hurting yourself?"

Fan: "No. Jalen Hurts turned the ball over six times, man."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[KellyP @kellypelle]

@Katielxay2 And can he stop yelling every episode??

[Alice @AliceinDCland]

that special time of year in dc where you need your allergy meds your bug spray and your heat stroke specialist on speed dial 💕

[Baltimore County Police Department @BaltCoPolice]

#CRITICAL MISSING: 6-year-old Nolan Hawkins, 3'4" and 42lbs. Last seen wearing blue/green pajama pants, white tank top, and a brown hair cap. Last seen on 5/12/26 around 8:45pm in the Woodlawn area. If located please call 911 or 410-887-1340.

[Congressman Eugene Vindman @RepVindman]

The Prince William County Animal Services Center is full of adorable puppies and kittens looking for their forever homes! 🐶🐱

If you’ve been thinking about adding a furry friend to your family, now’s the perfect time to stop by and give a shelter pet the second chance they deserve.

[Scott Abraham @Scott7news]

How can you not love Fatman?!

Commanders rookie RB Kaytron Allen is living out a childhood dream of playing in the NFL.

Fatman said, "you've been dreaming about it for so long and you get to put on the cleats and an NFL logo. It's just a blessing to be here."

[ᖇIGGO 70 ᑕᕼIᑭ ™ 🌊🤙🏽🎧 @karl_diesel]

#RaiseHail He’s coming home.

[brady @burgermanders]

In honor of heinicke retiring, who remembers when he beat Philly by taking a knee 😭

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

It’s got two settings, Antarctica & Bahamas.
Engine gone rattle like a ‘97 Civic but it ain’t gone fail you. Can’t even hear the TV when it’s on.

[KellyP @kellypelle]

@karl_diesel God, why did you take Steve Irwin and leave Donald Trump?

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me because I don’t like asking people for help

[CommandersArmy @HailRaisersDC]

Calling all Hail Raisers, we are looking for more of you to follow.
We follow back! #RaiseHail

[Sarah Rumpf 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @rumpfshaker]

There are people in the replies repeating the “red on yellow, kill a fellow…” rhyme but you know what’s even easier to remember?

“Don’t pick up snakes.” 🤷🏻‍♀️

[KellyP @kellypelle]

@sharpjds @kenzianidiot Same!

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

ALERT: MPD is searching for missing 2-year-old Royce Hawkins. The child has not been seen since his mother was fatally shot last night in Northwest.

Please share! See the child? Call 911. Info on case? Call 202-727-9099 or text 50411.

Read more: https://t.co/vcyhW3ucVZ

[John Keim @john_keim]

Washington reported for voluntary offseason workouts today. In around 5:30 am? Jayden Daniels. Also a reminder: Laremy Tunsil spends this period working out elsewhere. Attends mandatory minicamp. Has done this for a while.