Kelly Smith

if you like to read complaints about grad school and bad jokes about sitcoms and reality tv, you’re in the right place. | she/her

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

so you underpay women?

[Kelly Smith @kellyrosesmith]

Maya Rudolph as Kamala and Andy Samberg as Doug on SNL last night healed something in me

[Kelly Smith @kellyrosesmith]

@cwarzel Us West Virginians knew EXACTLY where this was going

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Republicans to find out who the Speaker of the House is on episode of Maury

[Amelia Knisely @ameliaknisely]

I've said this to multiple people and will now share it on here:

If 300 coal miners were losing their jobs in a span of 6 months, we'd be writing about it -- a lot. WVU is a major employer in our state (with a declining population).

[Dr Meming @Dr_Meming]

When somebody asks if you’ve figured out what you want to do after your PhD

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Tyler Childers is about to wreck your life with the story of 2 gay coal miners at 8:30 in the morning https://t.co/x0UcnOncVe

[Kelly Smith @kellyrosesmith]

I know it’s been said before but the longevity and dedication of kitchen staff to FOH girls is unparalleled - to this day the first person to view my stories is a guy who worked in the kitchen when I was 16

[Kelly Smith @kellyrosesmith]

@ErikaFens @AcademicChatter I’m not clinical obv but happy to share!!

[succession gifs @successiongifs]

If you’re in line to vote for Connor Roy STAY IN LINE!!! every vote counts! let's make him president! 🇺🇸

[Kelly Smith @kellyrosesmith]

I’m not really into manifesting but I spoke the RHONY ultimate girls trip into existence and if that’s all manifesting has done for me, it’s enough

[tri vo @tribranchvo]

the fact that wanda caused all this death and destruction remotely. a true work from home queen

[Kelly Smith @kellyrosesmith]

In case the internet was wondering, there are 6 states where you can do that now

[Kelly Smith @kellyrosesmith]

Honestly this seminar is a wild ride, last night in class I googled ‘where can you legally compost your own body’

[Kelly Smith @kellyrosesmith]

The fact that one of the new housewives on RHONJ was born in 1991 just made me want to shrivel up and disappear

[Phoebe Bain @notnotphoebe]

My Google Drive storage is full do you guys think I can delete my AP US History essays yet or will I need those