Kelly Shoemaker

Songstress. New Yorker with Midwestern roots. Avid Hallmark Channel watcher. Broadway patron and personnel. Literally preaching to the choir.

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

#p1live what are your thoughts on the future of Drive to Survive now that it feels more like a scripted PR arm of F1 than an actual behind-the-scenes window into the sport?

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

@township_mobile Please rotate the mini games more. I HATE Matchy Patch and miss the Bubblegum drop!

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

The recording explaining why N trains aren’t running at Queensboro Plaza accidentally said “we apologize for any convenience,” and you know…that just feels right. #ntrain #mta

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

@caitlinbrooks @ButtzGalore @ButtzGalore @caitlinbrooks I was just about to say...I feel like this wouldn't go over well with the PSM crew... ;)

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

I’m just gonna leave this right here…
#thebachelorette @BacheloretteABC

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

Live footage of Connor B on his way to audition for a community theatre production of Saturday Night Fever #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC @BacheloretteABC

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

@RealitySteve @MaskedSingerFOX @FOXTV Doesn’t sound like her voice to me. I think it’s @anneliesevdp!

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

Soooo we’re just giving up completely on the “Singer” part of @MaskedSingerFOX? Since when was it the Masked Rapper? #TheMaskedSinger

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

And this is what we call “the show must go on.” Both heartwarming and heartbreaking to see these kids getting together and performing just for the love of it 🥰

[Natalie Harris (Senne) @Gnat_X]

My heart breaks 💔 for these wonderful kids whose production of Wedding Singer this weekend was cancelled. What a tribute to their talent and hard work. @Lin_Manuel #SunshineSongs

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

That one speck of mascara in the middle of Madison’s eyelid sums up this entire season - it’s super irritating and it just won’t go away. #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelorABC

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

@ravensymone you were ROBBED!!! So bummed I won’t see you next week on @MaskedSingerFOX - I was rooting for you! Amazing job - thank you! #maskedsingerfox

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

@KateFlannery @DancingABC @pashapashkov86 Thank you, Kate and Pasha. You were a joy to watch every week.

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

Demi and Jordan are the Statler and Waldorf of this beach and I am so here for it. Give me 2 hours of them and 0 of this insipid Hannah love triangle. #bachelorinparadise

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

@_seabrooks @TodayTix That’s fair.

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

I entered the Lottery for #PublicWorks #Hercules on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter too: https://t.co/qfnpqhFbFe

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

@PattiMurin THANK YOU FIFTEEN

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

@sjpuls @ButtzGalore Shoemaker 2020: I cannot for the life of me find my swimsuit bottoms

[Kelly Shoemaker @kellyshoemaker]

@ButtzGalore THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE IRITIS