Jelly

[Joe Ovies @joeovies]

They've lost 6 times in 2 years. Take the night off.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Father of 22-year-old woman who was brutally killed by a career criminal, absolutely unleashes during a House hearing against soft-on-crime policies.

"[He] dragged her out of bed naked, forced on her knees with her hands over her head ... BANG! Dead. Gone."

"Why? Because Alexander Davante Dickey, who was arrested 39 godd*mn times, 25 felonies, was on the street..."

Logan Federico was visiting friends at the University of South Carolina on May 3 when career criminal Alexander Dickey, 30, broke in and shot her before stealing her credit cards and going on a shopping spree.

Dickey had 39 previous arrests and 25 felonies.

Everyone responsible for keeping this man on the streets should be thrown in prison.

[Jelly @kellysullivan20]

The holding your breath so accurate 😂

[correlation @nosyone4]

Caitlin on sports rivalries

“I grew up loving rivalries…I still hate our rival…sorry I know there’s a lot of people from Valley high school that love me and support me now…I was taught growing up if we were driving by to hold my breath because I couldn’t breathe that air.”

[Kaitlin Tomassoni @ktomassoni1]

😅

[Jelly @kellysullivan20]

@___BOEHMER___ ~69 million married woman forced to get a passport if they don’t have one. Say I forget, takes 6 weeks to receive, don’t get it in time, can’t vote. Different ways they could have wrote the bill but whatever

[Kirk Henderson @KirkSeriousFace]

which goes first, lebron or Meredith Grey

[Jelly @kellysullivan20]

I love you Jon Scheyer I’ve never doubted you I’m obsessed

[Jelly @kellysullivan20]

@___BOEHMER___ Reverse psychology you’re only saying this to try and jinx them

[Jelly @kellysullivan20]

@fulknA As he should 👑

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think some of you are really mean on the internet because you don’t have enough friends to make a groupchat where you can talk shit about people privately. which is fine but also don’t make that my problem you know

[Jelly @kellysullivan20]

😩😩😩

[Jeff Borzello @jeffborzello]

NEWS: Duke associate head coach Jai Lucas has signed a deal to become the next head men’s basketball coach at Miami, sources told ESPN. Expected to be announced on Thursday. Lucas will leave Duke and join Miami after the conclusion of the regular season, sources told ESPN.

[#DukeMBBStats @DukeMBBStats]

With the win over Wake Forest, Duke finishes 17-0 in Cameron. The Blue Devils now have 20 undefeated seasons at home.

Duke owns a 48-3 record in Cameron under Coach Scheyer, including a pair of undefeated seasons.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Statement by the American Society of Anesthesiologists:

“In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plans representing Connecticut, New York and Missouri have unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or procedure goes beyond an arbitrary time limit, regardless of how long the surgical procedure takes.

The American Society of Anesthesiologists calls on Anthem to reverse this proposal immediately.”

[Jelly @kellysullivan20]

Sugar is sugar - excess consumption of either one is bad for your health. There are things in Coke that are far worse than sugar, focus on that

[Jelly @kellysullivan20]

I am satisfied with that performance #Duke

[Jelly @kellysullivan20]

@___BOEHMER___ I knew you were a fan

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

The one good thing about hurricanes is that no one can get their period during them because it is the rule