mellythekaw

huh?

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@UniWatch

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@Dr__Drip @RyanQualtrics Maybe he’s looking for a financial way to justify moving the team to Las Vegas?

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@MattB_Radio You’re just jealous of people who are willing and able to be objective about something called truth. Your tweet was disgusting.

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@ThoughtfulSaint Running your life on lies is a result of abuse. I feel bad for you.

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@HollandJeffreyR You are a terrible liar.

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@TonyRobite That’s my soccer coach

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@TonyRobite @RilezTweetsEsq Impact. Now I don’t have to remember.

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You know the problem with drunk people, is that they make promises they know they won’t keep.

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Somewhere in Utah this week, an accountant asked a teenage girl about her masturbation habits. It happened at a church. He wouldn’t dream of asking sexual questions in a professional setting but a church is fine.

[Forward Party @Fwd_Party]

The duopoly is distracting us by doubling down on divisive, triggering issues, and ignoring the issues that impact the majority of Americans.

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@HollandJeffreyR @hankrsmith Where do muskets fit into this?

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Is this abortion leak a calculated action to distract Americans from something more impactful on our lives? It just seems like an issue most Americans agree doesn’t need to change. What trick is actually up their sleeve?

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@TonyRobite Yeah man. That’s what being a decent human entails. Jesus taught something about doing unto others I believe.

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@gbuchdahl Because he’s a business man. Why aren’t more people talking about the 200 billion plus “rainy day” fund the Mormon church is sitting on? At least it pretends to be about helping people.

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@TonyRobite I’m so glad this didn’t end with something about discipline or routines

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@Eyeroll4you @ldsfootnotes They didn’t leave for sex and drugs, they left because they took 3 seconds to think critically. The sex, drugs, and booze are just the good parts we kept from Joseph Smith. Call it revelation or a fringe benefit of growing the hell up.

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@RexChapman So they aren’t real Americans. Words matter.

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@TonyRobite Ok for real…..who is that?

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@AndrewYang I don’t care if it’s savings or standard time but let’s pick one

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@KeithOlbermann @joerogan You should go on @joerogan and talk about it.