Kelly Thompson

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@WEKetchum They now have an automated message saying “your call is being disconnected due to high call volume” and the website hasn’t loaded for me either in an hour LOL

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

Peyton is PEAK dad tonight 😂 #manningcast

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

Why does it feel like my beloved Vikings are my boyfriend and the Manning Cast are my friends waiting at the brunch table to meet him for the first time?

Me to bf: “Don’t worry, they are going to love you!”

Me to friends: “Everyone be nice, OKAY?!”

#manningcast

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

I volunteer to be the 3rd Manning Cast guest tonight #manningcast

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@extremely_wet @j_wes_13

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

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You are correct ⁦@jtrain56⁩ - the week between Christmas and New Years does not count

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@sineadbovell Every single time!

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@j_wes_13 I still haven’t calmed down

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@mtcreasey You’re still the best 😂❤️

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@sopranos_vibes @jtrain56

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@jtrain56 I’ve already started using it as a verb

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@jtrain56 No. Worse is when they HAVE THE SEAT NEXT TO YOURS

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@readDanwrite Do I know this person? Because I can see that person saying this 😂

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@jamesburrell2 Congrats!!!

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@marceloclaure Betty White!

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@jivebot I just chug my glass of wine, walk in the middle of a group, and say “hi, I don’t know anyone, can I be awkward and join you?” It’s surprisingly effective.

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz Walking Taco - cut open an individual sized bag of Doritos, then throw in all taco ingredients

[Ester Bloom @shorterstory]

@likaluca I asked my 105-year-old grandmother-in-law this question and her answer was PERFECT and delightful

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

Wordle 228 1/6

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With age comes wisdom

[Kelly Thompson @kellythompson82]

This whole thread ❤️

[Rebecca Varney @RebeccaMVarney]

Thinking about biological collections lately I'm reminded of the time that somehow at age 4, I got a personal tour of the @UCBerkeley entomology collection (Essig?) from a kind scientist (anybody know who?!). Asked my parents how on earth THAT happened, and it turns out...🤯