kelly tomes

A fish in the desert. Copywriter at ImpactBBDO

[kelly tomes @kellytomes]

@offsetimages do you have a contact number? Need to get in touch re images bought asap!

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"The proof is in the metaphorical pudding" - WHAT?

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Trump and a seagull that poops Nivea sunscreen on small children. 2016 - I'm done.

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At least 10% of my time is spent winning fake arguments in the shower

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American Horror Story: #PresidentTrump

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Boys beware. Onion rings are my favorite food group.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

“Quack quack”
"Quack’s quack?”
“Quack”
“Quack quack?”
“Quack quack quack!”

#knockknockforducks

[Pelsjas @elsaPelsjas]

If you hold a puppy to your ear you can hear your mom and dad working through their problems.

[kelly tomes @kellytomes]

Where's the 'fingers crossed' emoji? I want to use it sign off all my hopes and dreams like I'm 12years old again or a nervous mother.

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To all mothers and frustrated daughters, you can now zoom in on Instagram pics.

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@itsannanurse but it's recommended

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"Let's not re-invent the wheel, just do something different" #clientrequests

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Meredith Palmer. #TheOffice

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People who announce they are taking a 'half day' when they leave the actual time work finishes 🔫

[kelly tomes @kellytomes]

Oh, so you like the colour red? Trying to make conversation with a guy wearing a red t-shirt 🙄

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

To be honest, I don’t even really like music.

[kelly tomes @kellytomes]

It's funny how unfunny you can be when someone forces you to be funny #iResign

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My contact lenses are steaming up. #mydubai

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@itsannanurse you are on fire today!