kelly watson

everybody knows ima motherfuckin monster

[kelly watson @kellywag]

Moving my flashlight button was the most diabolical thing Apple has done to me so far

[kelly watson @kellywag]

“Is that all aging is? Leaving things you knew and once loved behind to become something brand-new?”- Hekate by Nikita Gill

[kelly watson @kellywag]

Choke on your words, but swallow them after.

[kelly watson @kellywag]

Hell is life .. and life is hell

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

enter the void

[kelly watson @kellywag]

So stupid I am 😂

[kelly watson @kellywag]

I wish I could read minds

[kelly watson @kellywag]

Fast forward 25 min, and just listen.. anyone who has struggled with a drinking problem or anxiety it’s a must watch. https://t.co/vbDHRLCSS1

[kelly watson @kellywag]

One day I give zero fucks, then the next.. all the fucks 🙃

[kelly watson @kellywag]

Happy new year to the ground.

[kelly watson @kellywag]

Whenever I leave the room and kenzlie gets her hands on the remote it somehow always changes from Disney plus to cooking shows , I walk back in the room and Martha Stewart is showing us how to make the perfect spanakopita 😂

[kelly watson @kellywag]

Where there’s a Phil there’s a Dave

[kelly watson @kellywag]

“Have you ever been pistol whipped with a sippy cup? 🥴”

[kelly watson @kellywag]

Love is blind season 2 is so cringey

[kelly watson @kellywag]

You know the economy is inflated when people be given their kids 5-10 bucks from the tooth fairy 🥴

[kelly watson @kellywag]

'Cause everybody's on drugs
It's hard to believe, the American dream is a killing machine
We're all falling in love with a new disease
If it's killing you, then it's murdering me. It's all getting so unbelievable
We're having so much fun, staring down a loaded gun

[champagnemamii @badgal369420]

🔥This front clip hanging on for dear life 👀 ready to bust any second 🥰😋😜😈🤫

[kelly watson @kellywag]

All of the above 😂

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

i’m single and broke.

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

i hope you get to move on.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.