kels🌝

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

I know kids are fucking weird but why bite a toe 😭

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

I’m honestly still in shock that another kid in my daughters nursery bit her toe yesterday and bit it hard enough that when she showed me at 4pm she still had tooth marks there

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

It’s just hit me that in a few weeks it won’t just be me and Isla for our morning brew and bics on the couch and I want to cry

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

Is it acceptable to wake Tyler up at 7:20 to make my breakfast because I really want a crispy bacon butty and he just makes them nicer than I do

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

Pregnancy cravings are wild because it’s 8:30 and I’m sitting here starving but can’t eat anytning because I’m craving Costco carrot cake and that is the only thing that sounds edible to me right now

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

My 3 year old who doesn’t nap has napped twice in the space of 3 days and I am absolutely terrified we’ve got another illness coming 🤣

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

Seen TWO people have mushy peas on their dinner. Mushy fucking peas on a Christmas dinner. Disgraceful

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

Think my favourite thing about Boxing Day is scrolling through Facebook and Instagram and judging everyone’s Christmas dinners

[jayce @westrnnight]

this is proof that we should never make a colleen hoover book into a movie again

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

Just want subway to bring the meatless meatballs back

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

Potty training and morning sickness is a truly horrific combination 🤮

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

I am craving Indian food nonstop and it’s killing me

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

So my 2 year old is obsessed with our next door neighbours husky and plays on the front with her pretty much everyday and our neighbour has just knocked on and given Isla a husky teddy 😭

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

I’ve read 186 books this year and I am in shock

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

8pm on a Saturday night and I’m in bed on the verge of tears because I can’t stop thinking about a roast

[cam @thorneaffair]

jeremy corbyn mentioning gaza in his victory speech THIS is who should’ve been PM and i will never let it go

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

still relevant

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

I really need Archers Voice to be made into a film asap because I know it’ll absolutely break me and I am in need of a soul crushing cry fest

[kels🌝 @kelmaherx]

Don’t know why I though bottomless brunch at 3pm was a good idea because it’s 8:40 and I feel absolutely fucking horrendous and don’t know how I’m going to cope with a toddler tomorrow