Kelly Hoffman

Digital product nerd, lifelong learner, lover of laughs, life and the beings around me. She/her/occasionally referred to as "dammit Kelly!!!"

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You're in The Exact Place That You Meant to Be... #abrahamhicks #lawofat... https://t.co/XHTr3RTAXc via @YouTube

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@CourtEWakefield @childrens This is awesome. You’re amazing!

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@CourtEWakefield Whoa! That’s at least 3 more sinus pathways than I thought I had in my frontal noggin!

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@djcap Not sure, but I wish my ex had this plate! HAHAHA!

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Do you think Alicia Keys ever gets locked out?

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Hawaii just after Bora Bora. When life throws you lemons, remember that they are portable. #lemonlife

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@starrberry381 Sending you big hugs! Been there… You’ve got this! Agree with @Bionca - A good therapist is a game changer!

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Watching someone juggle from the aerial view is mesmerizing:

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@rand @ejsamson I second these, especially the vote for Berkeley Bowl!

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@gperetin This is awesome! I want to create a cursor park in team meeting notes that includes a bar, a therapist’s office and a virtual stress ball! 🤣

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@starrberry381 I meant to add that YOU are doing awesome stuff, Starr. Thanks for all that you and your team do for us here, and for being such a darn good human.

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@SouthsideProper @starrberry381 For me, after having moved (and renting) several times (planned and unplanned) since, I see the value of home ownership more as stability and peace of mind. You can control what/how/when things get fixed/done, stay as long as you like, etc.

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I hereby present to you: The building with the poop emoji hedges 💩

Perhaps the property management company here really DOES give a sh1t...

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@ejsamson Hahaha I’ve thought this so many times! Thanks for validating me with your Tweet! 😎

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@justinseeley YASSS! Preach! Perfectly stated, J!

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@starrberry381 Oh dear. The joys of home ownership! I feel you, Starr. And I sold my home, moved out of state and am renting again! 🤣 But home ownership is so worth it. Promise!!!

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YASSS PLEEEASE!

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@jessp Wow this is unsettling indeed! What a welcome back inside buildings and elevators, eh?

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@Berry_Soltani @justinseeley Thank you for this! Lately, I’m experiencing extreme video meeting fatigue and simply need a break from seeing my own mug on the screen. However, I often feel the need to explain why my camera is off. You’re right. Nobody needs to explain. Thank you! ☺️