Kelly Michelle

Triflers need not apply.

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

@ElizaLucinda SAME 🙌🏽

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

If watching 100 hours of Greys because I’ve been sick is wrong, I don’t want to be right. I want to be miserable and misery loves company. And trauma and drama and tragedy.

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

@ElizaLucinda 🙌🏽

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

@MooMuench I always am, don’t you worry! Just annoyed. Thanks for checking 😘

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

Are you completely oblivious or an asshole?: a game I would like to stop being forced to play.

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

Had to call a parent for work and she has a ringback tone and I don’t know what to do with this information...

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

@wnyanswerman He is awesome, as always!

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

@nosgdohj Yay Sam!

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

Had super vivid dreams that I was late for work so I obviously spent my morning laying in bed pondering this while I should have been getting ready... self fulfilling prophesy?

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

@ElizaLucinda @Wildsoulhealing Oh? Ooooh? 😯

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

Goodness, I’ve been so far in my own head today that H and I got lost hiking, I stopped at a green light and I just took my clip out of my hair and threw it in the garbage for no reason.

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

I have said it before and I will say it again. I drink too much to be allowed on Snapchat, please someone take it away from me. Also wine Wednesday will be the death of me. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

This has been the best Wine Wednesdays of my life 😂 for so many reasons. I love my new Colorado crew. 🤣 I cannot even tonight.

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

Sometimes I feel like such a cliche. Is if any better if I at least know that I am though?

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

Remember the Titians is on and mmm early 2000s Ryan Gosling. There goes my Sunday nap plans.

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

I tried to refuse to Lyft home alone from the bar because I hate talking to strangers on the drive home and someone asked what my alternative was. Umm yea I guess you don’t do much talking with one night stands so, easy choice? Yup, apparently no one else likes my logic. Rude.

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

Drunk in a thunder storm on flooded streets singing *nsync full blast is always where I wanted to end up at 7pm tonight.

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

@ElizaLucinda @harryh523 I just want to watch this forever

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

It’s apparently my Twitterversary, meaning that one year ago today @harryh523 and I were getting drunk on @ElizaLucinda’s couch and I was watching them argue about wedding things. Oh how time flies... miss you both!

[Kelly Michelle @kelmichelles]

I sure know how to end both my roommate’s date and my non-date: by making us all watch Mother, which was terrible and horrifying. Y’all are welcome.