hello muggles

virgo.

[hello muggles @kelmopolitan]

I shot my shot on the TL now I’m a fiancé 😭

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔!𝟎𝒓𝒆 @wyadesire]

All pregnancies are mens fault. Women can cum all day and be fine y'all cum one time f*ck up everybodys life.
Your's , hers and the baby's 😭 👩🏾

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[Jas🫧 @__jlq]

Leigha love her some Kelsey . Stay asking abt her 🤣🫶🏾 @kelmopolitan

[hello muggles @kelmopolitan]

@__jlq That’s my homegirl for life 😂she can roll with me any day !!!

[hello muggles @kelmopolitan]

@_slimIN @arealgee Good morning! I draw the line here gabbydoo😂😂😂

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

young hos… please run free. LEAVE when shit don’t serve you. and always remember, potential can’t hold that much weight.

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

unfortunately, you can't teach this level of romance

[hello muggles @kelmopolitan]

I really wanna know who decided “rendezvous” should be spelled that way.

[hello muggles @kelmopolitan]

@_shaneese They need a stand alone store with a drive thru open 24/7😭

[. @loveewithus]

this new generation will never understand

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Accepting the fact that you're about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

didn’t kiłł myself this year, that’s 1000% aura

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i haven't killed myself

[Rob Markman 💭 @RobMarkman]

“This Plane” 🔥🔥🔥

[Eggquan Targaryen 🇵🇸 @DapoElCapo]

This shit mean something to real niggss and real niggas only.

[NoochieMusic @NoochieMusic]

One of my favorite joints. @Wale on the Front Porch.

It’s only right.

https://t.co/1j8Cpn2EFw

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent

[kp @peterkinnnn]

Jill Scott was so real for “or maybe we could just be silent..” bc like yeah. Let’s just do that.