katie

eyes closed head first can’t lose

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

if america wanted a birthday party she shouldn’t have killed all those people

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[lmao @aayylmao]

where the fuck is my horse this is ridiculous

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“No use crying over spilled milk” I’ll cry anytime for any reason

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?

[prance @bocxtop]

being an adult sucks cuz when u were a kid if u wanted attention you could just start crying, now you have to go to grad school

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[mariam @girlfrontin]

you’re going to grad school. the world is ending and you’re going to GRAD SCHOOL

[anson ⁂ @ansonyuu]

girls only want one thing and it's a walkable city with mixed use development

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

I bring a sort of “we should all quit” vibe to the workplace that bosses don’t really like

[Kim Bhasin @KimBhasin]

me just trying my best

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I wanna clarify I’m also against cars. you ever ride a horse though? it just feels right

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Can’t tell if I’m depressed because the sun sets at 4:30 or because everything else in my life is a mess. No way to know

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Good morning

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Everyone is hanging on by a thread and we, as a nation, are just going to let the sun start setting earlier?