Kelly Ray

Mostly just my kid’s quotes.

[Jared Byas @jbyas]

“At the end of the day I’d rather be excluded for who I include than included for who I exclude.” Rev. Eston Williams

[Kelly Ray @kelray]

@MarlenaGraves 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@CarolHoward I like the term ‘principle bedroom.’

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My kids be like:

[ִ ࣪𖤐 @curlyyonce]

Me eating all of my quarantine groceries in the first night

[Kelly Ray @kelray]

My favorite part about Halloween is adults in costumes running errands. Like the woman in a giraffe onesie buying toilet paper and the bloodied nurse picking up her prescription at Target this morning.

[Kelly Ray @kelray]

@__emrose That’s how I feel about Fox News. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@cammibarringer I saw these yesterday and seriously thought of you.

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@ErinRuthHause V does this 100x/day.

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*Rocco hits Elle

Elle: You’re mean and stupid!

Me: Hey, say sorry for hitting & say sorry for using that word.

Elle: Sorry your stupid Rocco.

[Kelly Ray @kelray]

@almostdrrose That thing is straight outta 1992.

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@cammibarringer Rocco is having a similar issue.

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May we see this another 2000 times. https://t.co/OFIS8mWG05

[ABC News @ABC]

Emotional scenes as migrant mother and son from Guatemala, who were separated crossing the U.S. border, are finally reunited at BWI Airport in Maryland after a month apart. https://t.co/3lwrqXTByp

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@cammibarringer Tooth was pulled at the dentist a week ago, but other than that all of the info is correct. Also, it was a Barbie shoe.

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@emgrmertin It’s called PictureThis.

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I’m I have an app on my phone to identify types of plants on my morning walk years old.

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@pdbarringer @REI @ChuckECheeses You sound like mama Cheryl.

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@almostdrrose Also, poor mommy 😷

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@almostdrrose Poor Addie😢

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Nicknames the kid’s have given each other:

Vivi, Rock, Al & Bae Foxy.

[Kelly Ray @kelray]

*when he’s happy

Fox: “I love you so much.”
“You’re my best mama ever”
“You’re so cute.”

*when he’s slightly mad

Fox: “I. NO. LOVE. YOU.”