kelsey

this is what happens when keeping it real goes wrong || 🌞👾👻

[kelsey @kels0h]

I love it when people call the funeral home and say, “I have a weird question” like I don’t shove cotton in every orifice of a dead body for a living

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

What the fuck are the rules of football these days been watching it since I was 1 it’s cuckoo up to ras it’s like algebra

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Wait how do you unlock Mamdani I thought I had all the characters

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I quote this on a weekly basis.

[keegan @FranziaMom]

unfortunately I’m sayin “computa” a shit ton these days

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

- You're in middle school
- 12:30am, you're totally wired on sugar
- No school tomorrow
- TV at the lowest volume, just enough to hear this banger

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

How to approach your local AI center

[Oasis Planet @OasisPlanet_]

SUNSHIIIIINE

[︵ damien :: Ⳋ @SILVERHAMMERED_]

george harrison giving birth:

[Adri💫 @AdriWindGB]

white people be like "I got EVERY RetroAchievement in Mario Kart DS"

[Penicio Del Toro @MaggotActor69]

The children are born with an innate knowledge of Master Shake

[NME @NME]

.@blurofficial’s @grahamcoxon says if he was from Manchester then he “probably would have ended up in @oasis” https://t.co/IzhJ5HfxE5

[RollerCoaster Tycoon @OfficialRCT]

"This park is too crowded."

[⋆｡˚𝓚₊˚⊹𝜗❀𝜚 @thepinkernet]

nintendogs (2005) ♡

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

With their victory in the 2026 NBA Finals, the New York Knicks have finally beaten the joke used in Madagascar!

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

KNICKS IN FIIIIIIIIIVE

[jin @jingercookiee]

i feel like there should be a remake of this meme now with switch sports

[bergs @aseriousmang]

yeah you can say I’m a gamer 😏