kelso

the incessant, random thoughts of my mind

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Oh no. Am I dating Pete Davidson?

[kelso @kels0oo_]

@allygayytor Mood

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

I can never have a baby cuz what if they don't get along with my cat and I have to relinquish them in a shelter? And where do I even find an animal shelter that takes babies

[helen @helen]

i hate when people say “we don’t deserve dogs.” i do deserve a dog

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

a young Mac Miller freestyling on a school bus at summer camp

#MacMillerMonday

[kelso @kels0oo_]

@allygayytor That’s no good :( I’m so thankful to finally work at a restaurant where the kitchen staff is actually all stellar people. It’s out there!!

[j @troisbIeu]

EVERYBODY STAND UP!!!! BRITNEY FILED FOR TERMINATION OF HER CONSERVATORSHIP

[kelso @kels0oo_]

Anyone who works in a restaurant has to be just a weeeeeeeee bit cray cray

[Kieran @kieransofar]

“are you ok?” no i got my sleeve wet washing the dishes

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I wonder if the GOP is having a civil war just so they can put up statues of the losers.

[kelso @kels0oo_]

@s_carpenter07 Online shopping here I comeeee 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼