Kelsier

[jordan @wickskiller]

love the glow in nikki’s eyes during this scene

[Larry @Patow070]

"Pokemon Champions on mobile is such a blessing"

Yeah bro definitely, just woke up, lost 5 in a row in bed and now Im gonna cry myself to sleep again. Thanks Pokemon Champions on mobile!

[sardinhas @sardinhasacc]

- Não joga um caralho
- Só atrapalha a equipa
- Faz 2 golos básicos e acha que é o melhor do mundo
- Ninguém o pode julgar na televisão portuguesa
- Qualquer treinador que o meta no banco é expulso

Ronaldo, é o maior cancro desta seleção.

[s @maozedingue]

l’outfit de palpatine au congrès du sénat galactique

[Oldga Okami 🥔🧩 @OlgaOkami]

Antifa supporters who call for a "firing squad for all ICE" because of a few extremely rare cases of violence - when you ask if we should execute all pakistani men because some of them rаpеd 250,000 children

[Kelsier @kels113r]

@EMPERORZOR_245 @speeds_c Both of his sisters made posts after the match, one claiming the referee robbed us, the other said the other players "forget how to play football" when they get to the national team, so I don't think his family is the answer lol

[WhatsThePoint @thehouseoffootb]

🚨🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on the Messi vs Ronaldo GOAT debate:

“Every week, every month, every year, somebody asks me the same question.”

🗣️ “‘Zlatan, who is the GOAT? Messi or Ronaldo?’”

🗣️ “Honestly? I get tired of hearing it.”

🗣️ “Not because they aren't great players. They are.”

🗣️ “But because people talk about football as if it is a video game.”

🗣️ “One player scores a goal and suddenly he's the GOAT.”

🗣️ “The other wins a trophy and suddenly the debate is over.”

🗣️ “Football is bigger than that.”

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest athletes football has ever seen.”

🗣️ “The goals. The mentality. The discipline. The longevity.”

🗣️ “Nobody can take that away from him.”

🗣️ “Over 900 career goals.”

🗣️ “League titles in different countries.”

🗣️ “Champions Leagues.”

🗣️ “Records everywhere.”

🗣️ “Cristiano created a legacy that may never be repeated.”

🗣️ “But then there is Lionel Messi.”

🗣️ “And this is where people get angry with me.”

🗣️ “Because for me, Messi is not normal.”

🗣️ “Cristiano mastered football.”

🗣️ “Messi became football.”

🗣️ “When I watch Messi, I don't see a player following the game.”

🗣️ “I see a player creating the game.”

🗣️ “The goals.”

🗣️ “The assists.”

🗣️ “The dribbling.”

🗣️ “The vision.”

🗣️ “The intelligence.”

🗣️ “The World Cup.”

🗣️ “Everything.”

🗣️ “People ask me how I compare them.”

🗣️ “Sometimes I don't understand the comparison.”

🗣️ “It's like comparing a lion to a shark.”

🗣️ “Both are killers.”

🗣️ “But they hunt differently.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is the greatest goalscorer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “Messi is the greatest footballer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “There is a difference.”

🗣️ “And before Ronaldo fans get angry, listen carefully.”

🗣️ “Being second to Messi is not an insult.”

🗣️ “Most players would dream of being second.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is a legend.”

🗣️ “A football icon.”

🗣️ “A player who changed history.”

🗣️ “But if you lock me in a room and force me to choose one player...”

🗣️ “One player for one match.”

🗣️ “One player for my life.”

🗣️ “One player to represent football itself.”

🗣️ “I choose Messi.”

🗣️ “Every time.”

🗣️ “Because goals can be broken.”

🗣️ “Records can be broken.”

🗣️ “Trophies can be matched.”

🗣️ “But what Messi does with a football?”

🗣️ “That cannot be taught.”

🗣️ “That cannot be trained.”

🗣️ “That is a gift from God.”

🐐🇦🇷⚽

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest players in history.”

🗣️ “Lionel Messi is history.”

[B24 @B24PT]

Estamos a oferecer cinco camisolas principais de Portugal! 👕🇵🇹

Só precisas de seguir @B24PT e @solverdept + dar RT neste tweet para participar. Termina no dia 23/06.

[Kelsier @kels113r]

@sunoru_sidw You were great! That crit on Ceruledge was so unlucky💔

[Charles Dalton @AltKuyperian]

If I get stabbed and murdered by a subhuman savage, please use it to push an extreme political agenda – it is my will.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Henry Nowak was mortally wounded by a hostile foreigner, held down & arrested by White police because he was accused of racism by his own murderer, where he then bled out & died on the street.

This is an allegory for what is happening to European civilization on a global scale.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Men don’t need therapy

They just need 2 hours of shuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuizshuiz

[B24 @B24PT]

Estamos a oferecer cinco camisolas principais de Portugal! 👕🇵🇹

Só precisas de seguir @B24PT e @solverdept + dar RT neste tweet para participar. Termina no dia 2/06.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

saying ooooooooooooo your in trouuublleee to my cellmate who just stabbed someone with a shiv

[SCU Torreense @scu_torreense]

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐚 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨́𝐫𝐢𝐚! 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐚 𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐞! 🏆

#SCPSCUT | ⏹️ É oficial: o Torreense venceu a Taça de Portugal

⚽️ Kévin Zohi 4'
⚽️ Stopira 112'

𝐖𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐢𝐭! 🔵🔴

#SouTorreense #PaixãoAzulGrená #TaçaDePortugal

[kle @kle_posts]

my office password is right next to my monitor in case the next resident evil protagonist needs it

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Opinion: The “Late Show” finally goes dark, years after Stephen Colbert drove away those who don't see the world the way he sees it. 

I'm glad to see him go. https://t.co/snjfpoOtFN