kelsey o'donnell

sunshine & coke zero

[Pat Dubois @patdubois]

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

This November, the hottest club is your local polling place. It has everything: stickers, democratic freedom, poll workers who can't work the machines, free pens, the chance to elect people who won't take away your rights, florescent lighting.

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

C’mon folks, I can’t have Herschel Walker representing my mama.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

hard to believe it’s almost time to unpack steve kornacki again. feels like just yesterday we were dragging him up to the attic

[Emmy Scott @EmmyNawjoopinga]

“Don’t celebrate the death of anybody,” brought to you by those that celebrate Columbus Day, Independence Day, and Thanksgiving.

[staid @staidindoors]

Last time I followed a news event in real time this closely was Jan 6th

[Sarah @holitayhouse]

13 YEARS AFTER THAT VMAS INCIDENT SHE ANNOUNCES HER 10TH STUDIO ALBUM AFTER WINNING THE BIGGEST AWARD OF THE NIGHT. ICON SHIT.

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

"He's a 10 but..." no. No man is a 10. This is propaganda pls educate yourself <3

[RitHopp @RitHopp]

At tonight’s @CleGuardians game.

[Ben Boven @benboven1]

30 years ago, 4 Non Blondes asked us a question we still can't answer.

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

“oh you want to defund the police? then who will you call when you need help?” has lost all power. don’t say it ever again.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Texas Gov. Abbott says the Uvalde school shooter had a "mental health challenge" and the state needed to "do a better job with mental health" — yet in April he slashed $211M from the department that oversees mental health programs. https://t.co/dbRiL5VRA0

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cleveland Guardians Criticized For Stereotypical Depictions Of Art Deco Community https://t.co/YQPT10hr7N

[Anna @Anna_Snackz]

they should cancel the rest of the show and just have everyone describe what happened big little lies style

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

whenever i have a weird interaction w another person im always like “was it me? was i the weird one?” and then i remember that the world is burning to the ground