ur mom

[ur mom @kels_tea]

sox have guys on first and second

[ur mom @kels_tea]

1:11 I wish for a beautiful vegan pizza

[ur mom @kels_tea]

thank u next

[trash jones @jzux]

i am begging life to stop giving me lemons. i wanted money

[ur mom @kels_tea]

walking through the bronx yesterday we spotted a stray cat & thought it was cute until we realized it was a jumbo raccoon out in the middle of the day #nyc 😋

[ur mom @kels_tea]

why did the train worker person say that i’m a “popular loner” and why is this the most accurate description of my being

[ur mom @kels_tea]

you know ur getting old when your friend suggest playing a drinking game with water before you go out, to ~hydrate ~

[Fin @gofinurself]

Canada to the US https://t.co/DyAjlEtnnf

[ur mom @kels_tea]

can’t stop thinking about how my scary coworker legit wore a shirt to work yesterday that said “fuck around and find out”… I hope I never find out 🤞

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

A group of mostly black friends and family were gathered to support their friends running in the Bost Marathon, at Mile 21 Newton, MA, When they got unexpected company. The local police surrounded the group, blocking them with their bicycles turned longways.

[ur mom @kels_tea]

if I get called the “young version of whitney houston”
one more time in my life… lmao

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

real

[ur mom @kels_tea]

i’ve been trying to talk to myself more positively lately. like today I am deciding that my 6 day swollen crying eyes are just a ~healing girls aesthetic~