Kelsey

Working in finance by day, eating too many snacks by night

[jennifer 👩🏽‍💻 @JenniDigital]

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

10 weeks out from #NANBF and my coach told me yesterday that we’re cutting out preworkout... does she want me to die or what? 🙃

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@beans356 Like, I think you’re very smart but this is also hilarious

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@beans356 This tweet was a wild ride from beginning to end

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@crispyfish_15 wow nice lack of cybersecurity

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@beans356 Your body just gave up

[BaskingBall1 @nikingjutdoit1]

listnening to Tame and Paula

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@beans356 :(

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@beans356 @VancityReynolds I’ll validate u

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@beans356 yes you are

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@beans356 ugh

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@Princie8303 What happened omg

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@blherrman I'm so envious! It looks beautiful. I'll need to drop by soon and visit your new office! 😍

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

What’s the proper way to maintain a professional image while stocking your office with Lisa Frank supplies because wow need 💜💘🦄 https://t.co/FdT1MdcKKM

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Does anyone have a trampoline and, unrelated to that, want to hang out

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

[wedding day]

fiancé: I shouldn’t have let you pick the photographer

me: but he’s my best friend

[our dog trots up wearing a go pro]

[Joel Goldberg @goldbergkc]

Whit Merrifield has both Royals hits tonight. His single in the 6th gives him 100 on the year. He’s the first in MLB to reach 100 this season

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Friends: “What’s your password?”

Me: “It’s my birthday”

Friends:

[Kelsey @kelsado1]

@linkpurvis to cite my sources

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[Christian Hoffer @CHofferCBus]

My Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS FORGED BETWEEN OUR PEOPLES LONG AGO.

Me: Stop it, it's 6 in the morning.

Cat: YOU PLEDGED ETERNAL SERVITUDE.

Me: I did not.

Cat: IN EXCHANGE WE WOULD COME TO YOUR AID IN YOUR HOUR OF NEED.

Me: I'm not feeding you.

Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS.