kelsatude

retweeting is fun, copying is a compliment

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Vaxxed, waxed, and overreacts 😎

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

10/10 VZ ride with Jess King @onepeloton 🚲

[Hulu @hulu]

what tv/movie food have you always wanted to try?

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

Does Kash need his own profile on Netflix so I avoid these emails?

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

When you wear cheetah print and your toddler pets you 🤦🏻‍♀️

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

I wish I could pretend eat as much as my toddler does #ToddlerLife

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

New day, new president #Inauguration2021

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

You know you work at a construction company when someone says to “make sure you use the right one” on your way to the bathroom #eyeroll

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

Shoutout to the mom & daughter working hard to make Kash stop crying during his first haircut #traumatizing

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

Just a normal daycare update 🤦🏻‍♀️

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

Not Christmas without getting crop dusted by my dad in the kitchen #merrychristmas

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

We should start referring to Christmas as “chocolate-covered COVID” #tistheseason

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

When your superstitious husband won’t put down your crying baby until the Vikings win #Skol

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

Bedtime drama is reaaaaal #ToddlerLife #momlife

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

When daycare posts pics of not your kid on your daycare app #whoskidisthis

[Jenny Mollen @jennyandteets]

If I were Joe Biden, I’d be on Etsy looking for a sage smudge stick the size of a Christmas tree.

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

Real life @VeepHBO in this bish #Election2020

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

I guess sandals were a bad choice for today #effthesnow #octobersnow

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

When your kid comes home with new face scratches from daycare, but it’s actually just dried raspberries 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[kelsatude @kelsatude]

@nettaboo89 🤍🤍🤍