Kelsee Irby

i am i am

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

i'm dressed like a fashionable lima bean in the february issue of @cbswatchmag. also i talk about haunted houses.

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

when you've forgotten that ice cream exists. and then you remember. #thanksforexisting #tillamook

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

"this is a lot of stuff. i thought we only needed hair gel." poor innocent child doesn't know how target works. #thingsoverheardattarget

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

iPhone claims I have over 11,000 photos on it. #how

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

"do you know about .gifs?" -Tom Casey

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

long haired dude in white button up shirt, walking down the road alone, audibly singing alt-j to himself. #observations

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

"dad, how can there be a logo on someone's beard?" questions overheard at @MODPizza

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

For those of you who have asked or wondered, now that I'm over the peak of wedding season, I am… https://t.co/4ZWyAkCi5O

[Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain]

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

the youth these days have a lot of stuff to deal with, but at least they'll never have to deal with not making someone's top 8. #myspace

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

"where to drink out of a pineapple" and other questions to google while in Hawaii. #heckyeahmaui

[almond @AustinAntrican]

Maui bound 🍜🌴🌞

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

the #dmv is my truest enemy. #whyusoevil

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

much love to everyone who buys books at full price, and then donates them to goodwill so that I can get them for $3. 👌🏻😎📚

[Portlandia @portlandia]

His name was Colin. #NationalFriedChickenDay

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

"recent studies have shown that ancient studies have been confirmed that hot tubs can significantly increase your income." @portlandia

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

you know you've got your life together when you smoke cigarettes while riding your bike. #makessensebro

[Kelsee Irby @kelseeirby]

"what if we hadn't been born at the same time? what if you were seventy-five, and I were nine?" ♫ http://t.co/JQ9Dd72Gzb