kelsey bennett

[kelsey bennett @kelseybennett]

@TourismCalgary Acme! Operates from inside Two House brewery

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

plants really be like "i'm not feeling dis dirt" and die

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i’m in a bad place rn…. not mentally, i’m just at walmart

[kelsey bennett @kelseybennett]

so far in 2022 I’ve remembered to drink water, wear sunscreen, and get prescribed an antidepressant so I think it’s going well 😂😂😂

[kelsey bennett @kelseybennett]

@KendallRaeOnYT ahhh I guessed Swift first then got it second try 😂😂😂

[kelsey bennett @kelseybennett]

@KendallRaeOnYT Omg!! That’s so awesome!!

[kelsey bennett @kelseybennett]

@caitiedelaney I always just feel like a layer of dust settles on the top 😂

[kelsey bennett @kelseybennett]

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Head Coach Jared Bednar will not be behind the bench for the Avalanche’s next two preseason games against the Dallas Stars following a positive COVID-19 test.

Assistant Coaches Ray Bennett and Nolan Pratt will coach the team until Bednar’s return.

[Elizabeth Chorney-Booth @elizaboothy]

Also... rather than telling people that they can't go to bars unless they're vaxxed, restaurants are being punished and can no longer serve drinks after 10 p.m. to anyone, including the 70% of us who did the right thing in the beginning. And I thought @jkenney was pro-business.

[kelsey bennett @kelseybennett]

@DarianaAlSalam @AHS_media @ab_vax It’s free, they have you enter your license plate but don’t charge anything :)

[kelsey bennett @kelseybennett]

@RustonKelly @TeaKelly1 yep, yep this IS what we need thank uuuu

[Tragic Mike @SaintMichael293]

I tend to just talk shit on here but seeing the #NotAllMen rear it’s head around the Sarah Everard story is pathetic. Everyone knows it’s not all of us but it pretty much always is one of us. Now’s not the time to be looking for praise for not abducting someone, fucking weirdos.

[kelsey bennett @kelseybennett]

@MattBellassai 6?! More like 4:30

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

brb gotta drop my middle schooler off at the Maldives

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

The Ted Cruz Cancun story is a perfect illustration of how wealthy comfortable people are the last to have to face the consequences of climate change. They can afford to avoid suffering in the short term; no wonder they're not pushing for change that might affect their lifestyles

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

"As a good father, I could not let my daughters travel without me. Anyway, I've left them alone in Mexico and they'll prob be back next week."

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Tucker Carlson said Joe and Jill Biden's marriage is "as real as climate change." Because it's been around since the Carter administration, and it's only getting hotter?

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

driving bf looking for cows gf