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I like my husband and love my dogs 🤪

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

My job started letting us wear jeans on Friday’s and why would anyone choose denim over scrubs? Got me side eyein people

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

I redownloaded twitter to say that if you pump gas while smoking a cigarette I just feel like natural selection should do it’s thing and also girls that say they have to take a piss are still gross

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

5 years later and I can’t believe I have a whole husband irl

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Another year of taking a shot every time someone asks when we’re having kids

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

I either get up the first time my alarm goes off or snooze it for 3 hours and there’s no in between

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

I make way better decisions when I work til 7 than I do when I get off at 3

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

@patrickposton Lie to somebody else

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@patrickposton Honestly u didn’t have to go there but someone’s gotta be the bigger bitch cause ur a little bitch

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

As someone who isn’t really sentimental or outwardly emotional, today chewed me up and spit me out

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

Life sucks and then you die

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

It’s been like 2 months and some days working without @mckenna_loftin still hurt worse than others 💔

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

@AngelicaMcCollo Congratulations sister 💙💙💙

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

This girl on my fb had a spider inflatable in her yard that electrocuted her then caught on fire and someone literally commented “that’s God telling you not to celebrate Halloween” BRO WHAT 💀

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

Me Friday: I love overtime, give me all the extra hours
Me today with a 13 hour schedule: nah man I was kidding

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

The windows are open, I’m deep cleaning my house, and my husband is golfing. What a time to be alive

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

The back of your hair IS your business. Why y’all do that? 🤨

[D-Law🤠 @Fred18353801]

Decided to be a problem today

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

Scrub bottoms and a sweatshirt from now until Spring 😌

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

There’s nothing more disrespectful than someone apologizing for something they have no intentions of stopping

[KB 🖤 @kelseybenoit_]

The Sunday scaries have never been scarier