ʞəls

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Scientists found there may not be as many benefits to flossing as we thought. Guess none of them have ever been to a party with spinach dip.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: President Obama urges GOP to abandon Donald Trump, calling him “unfit to serve as president” https://t.co/tfMguB8bwd

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

What we are dealing with now is quite honestly, the worst Republican candidate in the modern history of the United States of America.

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

The number of times I will have my phone in my hand and wonder, where is my phone? is far too embarrassing

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

When I fav a Twitter convo that has nothing to do with me.

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

Me waiting for the weekend https://t.co/YKtjtsBGpQ

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

me: I'm done spending money :) I'm gonna be responsible and save
Any store: surprise sale
me:

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

#JohnsonWeld2016

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

Is it possible to get sunburn from the heat

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

@JKCorden is absolutely hysterical😂

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

It's too hot to exist outside

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

@Laaannnyy or just, how do I become a dog🤔

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

@Notooryous I h8 u for that

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

*Poker Face playing* is this Cameron Diaz? - Zach

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Bruhh

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

Currently listening to 90s music, can we bring that back too?

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

@AndyyyG_ DEL VECHS

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

When you realize this golden retriever is having a better summer than you https://t.co/0AMnDY56n0

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

Just saw a man pull out a CD player....we really are going back in time🙃

[ʞəls @kelseycadow]

The saddest thing is the moment your alarm goes off 😭