My girlfriend complained that her fries werenβt curly enough so I gave her my curliest fry. She was so happy you wouldβve thought I pulled out a ring and proposed. Girls are more simple than we were led to believe.
I was trying to pick up Zach from the bob this weekend and some drunk girl kept pounding on my car window and trying to get in even though I was continuously telling her I wasnβt an Uber π€£π