kelso

//pizza enthusiast// //daydreamer//

[Hayley @Hayleysilk]

As if this is one of the only photos I got of BMTH last night 💀

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

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[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[kelso @kelseyforgets]

my entry for #pokemongotourcontest
i wanted to do a pink themed team

lickitung
Chansey
slowbro

[kelso @kelseyforgets]

@NeckDeepUK
my daughter is almost 4 weeks old, the peace and the panic is my go to for her sleep music. i don't know what it is, but she instantly calms down and is usually asleep after the grand delusion. i think you guys are her favorite band.

[kelso @kelseyforgets]

@shanedawson I cannot wait ❤️

[kelso @kelseyforgets]

I don't know if things are getting better or worse

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

music is incredible. the act of throwing reality out the window and getting fucking lost. the world is fucked, but for those 3-4 minutes everything is okay.

[Danny @lusxt]

shoutout to all the people i thought were my friends but then we randomly stopped talking forever

[kelso @kelseyforgets]

@Tom_Shepz Every fucking day, my guy

[Jeff Parshley @JeffParshley]

Mindset all 2018:
If you get a chance, take it
If it changes your life, let it

[Andrew Mayne @AndrewMayne]

I apologize for making people think there was a secret Rick and Morty Christmas special.

If it makes you feel any better I had a dream I was being stabbed to death by Hannibal Lecter as I tried calling 911 from my Amazon Alexa.

[whoever threw @that__paper_]

your moms a hoe

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Everyone who didn’t respond to my online dating platform messages will eventually regret it

[Jeff Parshley @JeffParshley]

I'm at a point in my life where if you're the slightest bit rude to me or if you make me feel bad about myself I will immediately shut you out of my life and I'm actually very happy I've reached this point.