Kelsey Gonner

She/Her, Cat-Mom, Traveler | Xbox: theokg |

[XBOX @XBOX]

Vault Boy would approve.

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[Kelsey Gonner @kelseygonner]

Andrew: I don't like crab meat rangoons.
Me: yes you do, you once ate a bunch of them. What don't you like about them?
Andrew: their name. I don't like that they're called that. Why couldn't they be named something like: "eat these, they're yummy"?

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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[XBOX @XBOX]

Are you team dog or team cat? We’ve got an Xbox for either!

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@CrumblCookies Icee been a sad year without it 😓

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My vet threw my kitten away.

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@zoe_dels Awesome! There's also story of seasons: friends of mineral town (it's on gamepass) which is a remake of a game that inspired stardew valley! The chibi-style characters might be a bit much but is also another great cozy game!

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@zoe_dels just watched your cozy games video, have you played story of seasons: a wonderful life yet?

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@Gonner300 @aklexielou48 next co-op night???

[XBOX @XBOX]

Co-op, cross platform ghost-hunting? We’re in 👻​
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Play Phasmophobia on Xbox Series X|S with console early access this August | #XboxShowcase

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Shit my husband says.

"I don't like gravy. That thing we had the other night was flavored hot mush"

It was gravy 😑

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Just backed @NoRollsBarred_ season 2! Somehow just missed the demon backer spot #666 and got #667 instead. Loved season 1 and can't wait for the next one!

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An actual conversation that was just had.
Me: "I should come up with a clever valentine for you this year. Roses are red, violets are blue-"
My husband: "I just blew my pants, what do I do?"😑

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Shit my husband says:

"So I had croissant-thing-a-ma-boobies yesterday..."
*Laughs from both of us*
"What I'm saying is that I'm hungry because of the thing-a-ma-boobies I ate yesterday"

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New tweet category: shit my husband says.

"They see me write with my left hand and go: oh you're left handed! Then I say: No. I'm just stupid"

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@lukewestaway wasn't sure if you saw my superchat from yesterdays stream, but i shared my best dino joke I have!

Out of all the dinos, carnivores are the scariest, herbivores are the nicest, but the most polite are the por favors! 🦖

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@CrumblCookies You better not be lying!

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Day 2 of asking for the icee cookie to come back #fulfillmyholidaywishes #please #imbeggingyou @CrumblCookies

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@CrumblCookies I need to scream it from the rooftops! I'm only ever able to see that they are in the southern states 😓 would love for them to come back to Minnesota!

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Day 1 of asking for the icee cookie to come back #fulfillmyholidaywishes #please #imbeggingyou @CrumblCookies

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Just one requires 1000000000% of attention and energy and likes to bite my toes. The other needs to be reminded that he is loved and loves a good snuggle.

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And here is #2, my spawn from Satan himself who can hardly operate the one braincell he has.

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But don't get me wrong. I love both dearly.