Good luck to all my friends and followers who are starting Finals this week! To help you cope with these stressful times, I present to you the 4th Annual #goatoff For the next couple of weeks you will narrow a list of 128 things down to just 1 and help determime the GOAT of 2019
In need of 3 friends to volunteer as tribute to be tagged in instagram giveaways, you may use me as one of your 3 friends in return.
accepting applications now.
im addicted to being entertained. I literally need to be watching/listening to something 25/8
I just thought “oh i should get up and grab a drink.. need to find a video to listen to for my 15 second walk first”
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
get you man who will take you to a tiny town gas station on a road trip and then come into the gas station where you are pooping to buy you a pack of gum so the mean teller wont yell at you for pooping in the “paying customers only bathroom” #couplegoals
omg i found them and my quality of life has increased by 2000%. I had fully lost my mind for 3 hours and can say im glad to be somewhat sane once again
@RawBeautyKristi my boyfriend and I got followed into a grocery store and approached in the produce section and once we were finally able to convince them we weren’t interested in “retiring by 25” they simply left their cart and walked out the store