kelsey

and oh, what a let down

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

swinging by just to say i’m the stupidest person alive btw okay bye bye

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

the fact that jenyth and phil delivered the wedding news to me in person like carrier pigeons only makes sense

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

can’t believe they didn’t come to me to make their wedding bands what the fuck?????? consider yourselves unfriended

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

my coworker just told me his sister and her girlfriend were the ones h*lsey dedicated a song to at mohegan sun……. she is always too close for comfort………

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

@sp0td0g during pride month too????

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

@shesaidhellox we’re going on a date in november btw

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

ok ok geez everyone stop asking i’m OVERWHELMED!!! u can have this one little treat bc i’m a giver xoxoxo

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

ok bye tomorrow is pride in salem and i’m wearing my “hayley williams is turning your children gay” tshirt lmk if u want a photo. i prob won’t send u one but would just be nice to know that ur interested<3

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

@skinnycigsonly ily omg i feel like i’m princess diana rn

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

@mattystwat i can’t i’m too shy :(

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

i talked to so many people today and nobody complimented me on how brave i was for coming to work not even 24 hours after experiencing somebody else in the backseat what the frick

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

@frogprincessbab when i say im sat this is what i mean

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

@_ketchumid_ this is my fuel to continue spewing bullshit ty<3

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

hmmmm little pitchy at the beginning of icbmil gonna have to dock points but he’s still in the running for best in breed

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

same guy who said nostalgia is a sickness btw

[Andy Luckers @AndyLUC91]

The way he brought the 'what a shame' fender mustang out of retirement to play thier biggest show yet. The guitar he's had since the beginning, shows that he is in fact incredibly sentimental. Love it.
@the1975

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

matty healy get fckd challenge

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

ok bye tomorrow is pride in salem and i’m wearing my “hayley williams is turning your children gay” tshirt lmk if u want a photo. i prob won’t send u one but would just be nice to know that ur interested<3

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

sooooo who’s going to take me out back and unload 3 or 4 magazines into my skull neeeeeed that

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

matty tears when he somehow looks like a literal infant…….are brain worm multipliers and now theyre eating all my memories from my first birthday to make space for DOGSDOGSDOGS

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

NOOOO THE TEARS NONONO i need help HELP can’t take the matty tears
theyre poison😭😭😭😭😭

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

@jenythhh i’m quite literally counting down the days!!!

[kelsey @kelseyiscrying]

the amount of people in 75 merch pretending to know the lyrics but failing to accurately sing along is absolutely sending me