kissin kate barlow

one big walking contradiction.

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

When I retire I want to work part time delivering edible arrangements

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

Put your hands in the air, it's a stick-up.
Spin the same hood where I get my dick sucked.

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

@rileyhowe @kelbymcclure Right but why even post it in general

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

@kelbymcclure Seize the moment when inspiration strikes

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

This tequila 90 proof, chase it with my pussy juice 🧃

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

Crop top with some biker shorts, I’m showin off my moose knuckle.

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

I burn so many trees that I have splinters in my toaster

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

You can fuckin kiss my ass, Human Centipede.

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

Her spit tastes just like Juicy Fruit.

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

In an alternate universe I’m slanging crack.

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

If I see that phone bitch gets kicked out ma houseeeeee

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

Scraped the wheels on the MayBenz, that's the only time I felt heartbreak.

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

Hot 🔥

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

Paid racks for her tits, got her lips done cheap.

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

Some people watch pornhub, I just watch Aitch music videos

[Chris @citehchris]

when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a margarita glass

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

I’m in the club, high off purp, with some shades on.

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

Yes I just ate a 2 lb box of peanut brittle in under an hr. Mind your business bitch.

[kissin kate barlow @kelseyjenab]

As I get older and my vision gets worse I just get pissed that I have to choose blindness or not being on my phone when I’m laying on my side. Both of which are fairly non-negotiable.