Kelsey Doherty

painter/???

[Kelsey Doherty @kelseyleighh]

rt if u cried watching cars 3

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i love declining cookies. i love telling TSA agents i do not consent to having my photo taken. i love pretending i have any agency over the countless tiny ways i am surveilled every single moment of every single day

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I said I had a hysterectomy. What do you think a hysterectomy is?

[Duke Delarosa 🇹🇹 @sketchy_cactus]

Goodbye unemployment, found a job

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Take a seat. It's Taurus season.

[Michelle Lauren @MichelleReit]

Me: I should really go to bed
Internet: Tristan Thompson cheated on pregnant Khloe
Me:

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

RONNIE FROM JERSEY SHORE DID A MATERNITY PHOTO SHOOT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THIS IS ONE OF THE PHOTOGRAPHS THAT THEY PAID REAL MONEY FOR

[evan :) @beyonseh]

this is the level of "minding my business" i'm currently on

[Eric Saueracker @esaueracker]

Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used to cheat.

This student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now...

[💐 @Iamujer_]

Within DAYS the Walmart yodel kid was on Ellen singing & getting a $15,000 college scholarship, yet Little Miss Flint has been fighting the flint water crisis for 4 years and raised $16,000 for underprivileged kids to watch black panther, where the FUCK is her scholarship

[corr @ForeverCorr_]

just read a comment under Tristan Thompson’s latest IG photo saying “you broke your daughter’s heart before any other boy could” and now idk if I can continue on with my day

[@tundeolaniran @tundeolaniran]

i live in Flint. i haven't washed my hair in my home in 4 years. when I brush my teeth, i use filtered water. i shower and my skin has strange reactions. my accumulated water bill is almost at $1500 at this point. i'm not paying.

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Is everyone just gonna pretend they didn’t notice that an alien is currently inhabiting Mark Zuckerberg’s body

[Kelsey Doherty @kelseyleighh]

goodbye™️

[Kelsey Doherty @kelseyleighh]

ian just told me he got me some blue