KELS

i don't even like twitter (edit: wrote this bio in college...4 years later, still don’t like twitter)

[KELS @kelseylujan]

Alright ladies. It’s 2019– don’t let fuckboys control your feelings anymore. You have the power!!! So don’t give it to them.

Trust it took me a long while to realize this but when someone wants you, you’ll know.

[KELS @kelseylujan]

Only on twitter because Instagram is down and my thumb feels lonely not scrolling

[KELS @kelseylujan]

@ashnaumz Guess I’m 35

[KELS @kelseylujan]

Plz send me vids of you listening to La Chona.

Y arriba yo

[KELS @kelseylujan]

HEY THESE ARE MY BEBES

[KELS @kelseylujan]

@JanetteAhilyn VAMOS A ONYX

[KELS @kelseylujan]

Best line I’ve heard today:

“I can’t stay out late tonight...I’m going to target tomorrow.”
-@nagemjane

[KELS @kelseylujan]

@_Kayyteee Def the latter 😛

[KELS @kelseylujan]

Fuckboys are like potatoes. They come in all shapes, sizes, tastes, variations but at the end of the day, it’s a potato.

[KELS @kelseylujan]

@Juwan_Armstrong LOLOL TRUUUUUEEEEE. What’s my favorite word?!

[KELS @kelseylujan]

@Juwan_Armstrong @urbestenemy @PALMERsWorld @DJTRZN I’m Irish

[KELS @kelseylujan]

@Juwan_Armstrong @jyoungwhite I’ll fight you

[KELS @kelseylujan]

@_Kayyteee She’s my favorite

[KELS @kelseylujan]

@Juwan_Armstrong CHULA JUANA 619 OR DIE 👏🏽

[THE SLUMFLOWER @theslumflower]

As women, we need to break out of this fear of leaving men on read. Don't be scared to 'lose' someone who isn't even trying to keep you.

[SDSU Delta Upsilon @DUSDSU]

From now until Friday, February 23rd at 5pm, DU will donate $1 for every retweet to support @AztecDM_ and @radychildrens, up to $6,000! #ForTheKids #FTK

[KELS @kelseylujan]

Everyone’s telling me how much they received for Chinese New Year and I’m like, “fuck I’m too broke to be Filipino right now.”

[KELS @kelseylujan]

The amount of cheating I’ve heard about between couples and married couples my age is ridiculous to me. This is not okay.

[Juwan @Juwan_Armstrong]

@kelseylujan https://t.co/yyMB5nrBbn