Kelsey Miller

ACD/Copywriter. Ranch dressing enthusiast. Pittsburgh native turned Brooklyn-based cliche.

[Kelsey Miller @kelseymillercw]

Hi it's me. With my annual revelation that 'I should start using Twitter again'. Check back tomorrow to see if it sticks.

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@slice 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
Pizza Friday on a Monday?

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@MichelobULTRA using the line “It’s only worth it if you enjoy it” which is the exact line I use when I choose to drink a 200 calorie NE IPA instead of a 96 calorie Mich Ultra #AdBowl #superbowlads

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Jr. Team Completely Baffled By "OOH" On List Of Creative Deliverables

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

Jeep | An outstanding homage to Groundhog Day. Bill Murray's first national ad. Stephen Tobolowsky and Brian Doyle-Murray reprising their roles as well. Most impressively, the product is front and center in a delightful way.

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@MichelobUltra ad...meh compared to last year's with Chris Pratt. Also, the tagline "It's Only Worth It If You Enjoy It" is cute and all but ... I'd argue that that line made me think, yeah the 95 cal and 2.6 net carbs of a Michelob Ultra isn't worth it because I won't enjoy it.

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@SodaStreamUSA – did not see that coming. that was really great. so dumb. so great. #AdBowl #Superbowl #SuperbowlLIV

[Bennett Bennett ♠️ @BennettDBennett]

I just need to point out, celebrities, meme porn, and brand crossovers don't make a #SuperBowl ad great. Something like TurboTax, which accurately described much younger me on a dance floor is much more appealing.

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@RocketMortgage I am so uncomfortable in the best way. The world just had a collective look of horror watching #JasonMamoa rip his biceps off. And I love that that moment came in fairly late in the spot. What a turn of events. #SuperBowlLIV #SuperBowl #Adbowl

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When everyone shows up at work hungover tomorrow – they won't have to blame it on the game. They can just blame it on the fact that they were obligated to crush an entire 6-pack immediately following that Trump ad just in order to cope. #SuperBowlLIV #SuperBowl #AdBowl

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@isgarcia3 @mellllysoto #AMCAList

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

.@samlymatters has a great reason for why marijuana should be legalized. #LSSC

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I do this about once every two years but ... I may start using twitter again?

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@Delta @Delta Flight 5940

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@Delta WHAT THE HELL. You moved my flight up by 3 hours?! With 4 hours notice???

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@Delta @Delta WHERE IS MY ASSISTANCE? When is my flight? It has changed 4 times now. I’m on hold for “53 minutes” but need to leave before that if it’s moved up for departure by 3 hours like I’m being told.

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@kayliespringer EXCUSE ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR ROOMMATE?!

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A direct quote from this morning's concepting session–
AD: "So the CIA does this thing where they train people's minds to be able to see things."
Me: "It's too early for your conspiracy theories, [name redacted]. Can we discuss some real things like this magic ice cream machine?"

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Proud to be Orange. ✊🏼🍊 https://t.co/5jmGyDknKa

[Syracuse University @SyracuseU]

Admissions decisions will not be affected by participation in or disciplinary action associated with peaceful, meaningful protest. https://t.co/Mbkpz0gHwQ

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@kellyconaboy I have never been so giddily excited to read anything.