Kelsey Otto

[Pat @BarstoolPAT]

For the love of god book T-Pain for the next Super Bowl

[Coco Cat 🍁🎹🥢 @Coco_Cat38]

Mahhhhhk

[Kelsey Otto @kelseyr1108]

@NostalgiaFolder @Otto8516

[BasicBlaecGirl.LoL on Bluesky Social @BasicBlaecGirl]

Helly R terrorizing the halls of Lumon
https://t.co/c5YTuhbf3p

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

How your email finds me

[Kelsey Otto @kelseyr1108]

@Demi630733 @Otto8516

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax season!

[Kelsey Otto @kelseyr1108]

@NurysKMateo I setup the recording for it on YouTube tv right after it had ended and now it’s not scheduled to record until they play the replay before next weeks episode so I guess we have to wait another week?!

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9

[James Leopold @jamesleopold14]

Me: I am going to have a nice night watching football

A&M:

[Kelsey Otto @kelseyr1108]

@Camel_Crushin @rmtijerina

[ESPN @espn]

Welles Crowther was a former Boston College lacrosse player whose trademark was a red bandana.

On September 11, 2001, he led people to safety after terrorists struck the World Trade Center.

This is his story.

[Boston College Eagles @BCEagles]

Always Remember. Never Forget

#ForWelles

[beck @unrivaled]

the couple in line next to you at six flags

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

"My mom was a 3-time QB mom, it's a hard job... every eyeball judges a QB on every single play and moms carry that weight."

@BrockHuard gets emotional while watching Max Johnson's mom in tears after her son exited the game due to injury 💔

[Kelsey Otto @kelseyr1108]

@TooChallenge Nurys and Leroy 😢

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I fucking love Massachusetts.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

nothing more badass has ever happened in slow motion

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries

narrator: the case was never solved

me :