𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚌🥀

homemade lesbian // she/her

[𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚌🥀 @kelseysiobahn]

as many of you know, i had a grand mal seizure at work on thursday. it was the scariest time of my life. i lost consciousness & had convulsions for about 90 seconds. when i first woke up i could only identify my name. this is a thread on seizure 1st aid #epilepsy 💜

[𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚌🥀 @kelseysiobahn]

@BrianEntin idk he seems pretty shitty

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

A short n’ spooky halloweeeeeen🕸️💋

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, JD Vance is found to be calling for a federal response to stop women from traveling from red states to blue states to receive reproductive healthcare. Retweet so all Americans hear this devastating leak.

[Feral 🧡🤍🩷 @sheisferal_]

if she can be so loud and brave lately, so can I.
I’m a gaylor 🌈💕✨

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Chappell Roan reveals she turned down offer to perform at the White House for Pride:

“In response to the White House who asked me to perform for Pride: we want liberty, justice and freedom for all. When you do that, that’s when I’ll come.”

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Make polio great again

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students graduating high school next month.

[Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass]

Your pet does not need to go everywhere with you unless it is a Service Animal. Not an ESA. A Service Animal. Leave your emotional support asshole at home when you go to Trader Joe’s.

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative assistant to the President of Student Affairs that semester in the work/study program.

In early 1995, Robert Shapiro and Robert Kardashian (USC Alumni) walked up to my desk and said they had an appt with my boss. I was studying to be a criminal defense lawyer with a dual major in PoliSci and International Relations so I knew who they were. The meeting lasted about 30 mins.

After they left I looked at my boss like wtf was that all about!? He walked me outside and we sat by the old sprawling big tree outside Topping and my boss lit a cigarette for the first time in years and told me I had to sign an NDA because I could confirm OJ's lawyers were there for a meeting. Then he told me what the meeting was about.

Before OJ could graduate from USC, the university paid off two families of two blonde white girls that he had dated and battered. They had both gone to the LAPD to report it. One claimed he also sexually assaulted her in their relationship. The school had a vested interest in OJ going far in football and protected him at all costs. OJ had been in custody for 6 months and lawyers were in the discovery process for the trial and OJ's friend Robert Kardashian, who knew OJ from also being a student at USC, thought it would be best if those stories never saw the light of day. So a large check was written, given to my boss, and they left. I'll never forget holding that check.

Now, did you hear about this before now? Nope. That's how much power money enables.

After he was acquitted I changed my major to Philosophy/Psychology double major. I understood that I could harm society more than not if I pursued law. This is also why I abhor the Kardashians. They're rich thugs. Nothing more. #OJISDEAD

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 2005, a nursing home in the US got a six-month-old kitten named Oscar as a therapy cat. The staff soon noticed something unusual about him.

Oscar often liked to be by himself, but sometimes he would go and lie next to one of the residents. Strangely, the resident he chose would often pass away within a few hours.

At first, the workers didn't think it was important, but after it happened 20 times, they started to think Oscar knew when someone was going to die. So, they began to call the resident's family if they saw Oscar with them.

Some people think Oscar could sense certain smells from dying cells, and that's why he went to comfort residents who were alone.

There was even a time when the staff thought one resident was going to die, but Oscar stayed with a different, healthier-looking person, who then died first.

Oscar lived until 2022 and was right about more than 100 deaths during his life.

[ᵖˡˢsapphic chaos @lenamiusgf]

💌 the evolution of reneé rapp’s instagram, a thread:

[Jennifer @Jennifer3573301]

@Lovergirldaily Anyone who calls a woman a whore for any reason is a misogynist.

[𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚌🥀 @kelseysiobahn]

you are an absolute disgrace to lesbians. we don’t claim you.

[rightful queen of moab mountains 🌄 @Lovergirldaily]

You know there are actual feminist problems in the world other than being a whore by choice right?

[svgerd @svgerdart]

@Lovergirldaily what causes honour killings? oh yeah, the demonisation of women's sexuality. what contributes to that? slut shaming culture.
you are a walking paradox and do not care at all about the women you claim to be supporting.

[chris @ATR3lDES]

look at our women dawg we're never getting out of the patriarchy

[kris❤️‍🔥 @perfectlyfine89]

for literally ANYONE who may not know: the amount of stalkers and death threats she’s received has forced her security team to set up facial recognition software at concerts to track her stalkers. Her security team also carries wound dressings and QuikClot with them in case she’s attacked. This particular stalker just arrested was seen over 30 TIMES in the last 2 months near her apartment but was only now finally put in jail. But people will still complain that her private jet is simple preposterous and can’t fathom WHY she can’t fly commercially. (she bought more than DOUBLE the carbon credits needed to help offset the costs of her travel just an fyi).

And now you have sick fucks making ai p0rn of her because what? Because She went to a football game? Because she’s acting like a normal human again and letting herself be seen in public again? Now we have people saying “it’s good that these images were made of her b/c now she will do something about it”. Why should she HAVE to be an activist for this kind of shit. She was previously a victim of SA and she took the man to court only after her tried to sue HER for the loss of his job. She countered for $1. Literally $1 just to make a statement (yes, she won.) Maybe just maybeee men (and some women) could stop being fucking freaks and start treating females with respect. Why don’t you go and make ai images of yourself or your s.o. or family if you love doing it so much? It’s just fake anyway, right?
And to say you dislike Taylor’s music is perfectly fine, not everyone is a fan, but that is NO excuse to treat her like she’s subhuman. Just admit you have a fragile masculinity and can’t handle seeing an extremely successful woman be happy.

Taylor has been in the spotlight for 18 years now, and she has NEVER had a single person come out saying anything but nice things after an encounter with her (fuck Kimye, they were proven to be liars when the whole phone call was leaked but 1/2 of y’all already spent years DRAGGING her for it). She silently donates HUNDREDS of thousands of dollars to local food banks to the cities she tours in. She is an extremely generous boss and gave her truck drivers EACH a $100k bonus this past year for helping on the US leg of the tour (she in total handed out 5mil worth of bonuses to her tour crew). She’s invited HUNDREDS of fans into her homes to show them her new albums before they were released and even REMEMBERS THEM BY NAME. She’s a truly just GOOD human being. But y’all want to criticize her every second for dating in her 20s (she’s had 13 bfs over 18 years btw but y’all wanna act like she had a new one every week)

If there was ever a human who DESERVES their fame, it’s undoubtedly Taylor Swift.
She’s literally just a woman doing what she loves and supporting the people she loves. The absolute BARE MINIMUM you could do is just show a modicum of respect.

[Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo]

You know who's not on the Epstein list? Drag Queens who read children stories in libraries

[𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚌🥀 @kelseysiobahn]

@tsnowonthebeach @megfromthevault @MaddieTheis2 meanwhile i spent almost $100 on two medium cups, two tote bags, and two popcorn tins… ALL EMPTY🤡🤡🤡🤡