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30% better in person.

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

practical magic is an underrated movie classic

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@PatMcAfeeShow 4:56 #PMSSEATGEEKRELAY

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@PatMcAfeeShow 3:33 #pmsseatgeekrelay

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

Being first in line at @shakeshack today will be my proudest accomplishment.

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

I’ve felt better.

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@hulu we downloaded this specifically for BIP and it isn’t working... we’ve done all the steps. HELP!

[Marissa @molberdang]

Me trying to focus on Tyler’s relationship even though Peter is gone #TheBachelorette https://t.co/CbdzwPdWGR

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@AmericanAir your app is down. So now everyone has to bog up the already long line JUST to print a paper boarding pass.

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@AmericanAir in addition to your terrible service issues today, your app is down so everyone has to stand in line to get a paper boarding pass...

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

while I’m here I might as well shoutout @Ky1eLong - we miss you on Instagram. It’s working again btw

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

the only thing worse than having my flights cancelled and being forced to stay in Indiana is the fact that I now have to get my nails done at the local nail salon. Also why is @instagram not working

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@chrissyteigen @johnlegend the vision. the process.

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@chrissyteigen I have John singing “headband of the day” stuck in my head on repeat. vacation turns y’all into marketing jingle wizards #gucci

[Toyota Policy @ToyotaPolicy]

Every 1 in 100 Hoosiers is employed as a result of Toyota. We're committed to investing in communities like Princeton, IN, but proposed #tariffs are raising concern. #TariffsAreTaxes #MadeInIndiana https://t.co/am5v2BH0i1

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@Ky1eLong But you ain’t got no legs

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@chrissyteigen I’m late to this but wow you pimped your ‘tinos and I’m impressed. Maybe I’ll add a balsamic drizzle to mine next time? Honestly I’ve eaten it frozen I love this pizza. I’ve said too much #passion

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@Bojangles1977 @jmfreeze I really hope you were part of this today

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@ShepRose that takes commitment, which usually isn’t in your vernacular. small steps, giant leap, etc.

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

dog: *snoozing*
wakes up to readjust snug position
places tiny head on human’s leg
human: never has there ever been anything cuter than this

[kelsey @kelseysoule]

@ShepRose copy/pasting this answer to throw at all of my relatives. If someone doesn’t complement or improve my solitude, I’m out.