Kelss

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[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

@anactualwalnut I just know her reeeeally well & she gets on my nerves sometimes 😂

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

@anactualwalnut I’m 31. Moved across the country, got a house on lease with my mom for a year & planned on moving out at the end of the lease but literal hell happened to me this year & I ended up back with her. Nonetheless I still pay $1000 a month to live here just like if I had a roommate.

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

Sometimes I’m really sad that I’m single & sometimes I remember that I used to get screamed at for going to purchase groceries with my own money to make dinner by myself for a man who would take a 45 minute shower when he got home from work & scream at my animals

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

It’s such a crazy feeling to be so peacefully single my phone is dry for days & I don’t even care 😭

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

You ever sitting there reading the message you sent & over thinking it because they haven’t replied yet & then the whole message thread shifts cause it went from delivered to read so you press the back button all the way to 1999 so they don’t see you were still looking cause same

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

Please be gentle, I’m a little fragile these days

[g @34rths]

you can still make a beautiful life for yourself even if you feel like you've lost many years to grief and sadness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

I called into work today cause my doctor wasn’t gonna be there & my office manager said “if there wasn’t a more perfect day!” Yeah I know sweet dreams lady

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

This new documentary on Netflix told me that dogs dream & often about their owner & that was the biggest joy I’ve had in weeks lol my boy dreams of me 😢

[Shug @__acimone]

The final act of love is really leaving someone alone.

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

Why does coyote ugly bring me to literal tears

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

Tortuga 2024 🥰

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

Muddy valentine 🎉

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

Hi

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

Don’t mind me, just accidentally walked into the men’s locker room at planet fitness 😂😂😭😭😭

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

Tweeting this from a skinny dipping session with him as we speak 🥰

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

So close to my one year with my cutie, it’s almost unreal. & I am more loved every single day ❤️🥰

[Kelss @kelseystephenss]

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