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a place no one has heard of.......

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

having to spend $30,000 on 2 implants because you still have 2 baby teeth is the kind of heart ache i feared in 2021

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

@jessicagloves gord for a dog is the best! my gord is an angel!

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

gets all cute n dressed up for date night BUT has wet hair bc i decided to work out before and my hair is always natural 🙃🙃 hi yes it’s me, the drowned rat you date

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

the worst part about being a daycare worker in a pandemic is how god damn dry your hands are constantly!!!!

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

life’s tough but so are you! #BellLetsTalk

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

haven’t got my period in almost 2 years but i’m still that person who carries supplies just in case someone somewhere ever needs them lmfao why am i like this

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

15 hour days aren’t half bad when the little boy you nanny says “if there was a world record for best nanny you would win it for sure!” 🥺🤍

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

why is fleetwood mac so good no matter the mood or season you’re in???

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

players only love you when they’re playin

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

this morning i got woke up at 445 to whip yelling “i’ll beat the piss out of you, my girlfriend is tough as shit” hahaha what u dreamin about tough guy?

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

my heart is so happy for my favourite little country 🎉

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

just woke up to him bringing me a muffin on his ride by to put in my car so i don’t have to make breakfast for my drive to work 😍 is this real life

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

i don’t mean to sound rude but girls my age dancing to tik toks makes me cringe so hard 😬🙈

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

being treated like a queen now is honestly the best feeling i have ever felt and i will NEVER again settle for anything less. do un to others as you would have done to yourself is a biggie

[K 𓅓 @JungleBoy_K]

Make sure to check on your people

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

a 10 year old told me today to sleep with a spoon under my pillow so it’s a snow day tomorrow so you best believe i’m going to sleep with a mother fucken spoon 🥄

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

christmas is in a month and i’m 100% done my xmas shopping. that shit is a lot easier not having a bf and a second whole family to shop for. being single isn’t half bad over the holidays haha

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

ever done a spontaneous polar plunge on the first date in your undies? highly recommend it 🥰🤗

[kelp strong @kelseystrong_]

i am the happiest me i have EVER been 💃🏼

[kass🍒 @KassidyFischer2]

better off