Kelsey George

Give 'em hell.

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

l spend 700 minutes a day popping pacifiers back into my kids’ mouths #twinlife

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

@erinjo91 Tell me bout it. Our nursery paint is called “sometimes-blue-sometimes-purple-never-ever-gray gray” but twins & I’m delirious so whatev 🙃🙃

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

My kids aren't even born yet and they already have a way better wardrobe than me. #twinlife

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

Baby girl i realize that your brother is hogging all the room in there but my rib cage is not a hiding place.

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

@erinjo91 I'm having 2 babies and you're moving across the country. Bad bad timing lifebuddy 😩😭

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

The tiny humans are winning today 👶🏻👶🏻 😴

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

I would seriously hire someone to consistently pick me out a good watermelon

[Alex & Sierra @AlexandSierra]

stop fucking shooting people.

[Chris Bono @ChrisBono]

Mental toughness is defined as doing the right thing when you don't feel like it. #MotivationMonday

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

Just do today.

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

Watching the World Series because it's like history or something, but even though it's game 7 baseball is 💤💤💤💤 #worldsmostboringsport

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

@erinjo91 you stop that.

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

It's 8:30 am on a Saturday and I've already given myself 6 internal be-a-good-person pep talks 🙏🏻 #pleasegetyourpillsonweekdays

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

@erinjo91 your twitter is the perfect mix of optimism and failing at adulthood & it's exactly what I need when I'm about to lose my shit.

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

when the last customer of the night is obnoxious,rude as hell &won't let you get a word in edge-wise😡😤 #EndlessBeAGoodPersonPeptalksToMyself

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

And why do farm kids all have blinged out jeans?

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

And LOL at the farm kids with little canes trying to look calm while their pigs are running away 😂 #iowastatefair

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

Iowa state fair first timer and those cow barns are 😷

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

Anxiety all day long because those airshow planes are too damn close together

[Kelsey George @kelseyswoboda]

ALL I want is direct tv that doesn't go out every time it storms, or rains, or just looks like it's gonna rain 😡