Kelsey Teaf

Gator alum, equine enthusiast, bad TV show watcher, marketing junkie, KY native who enjoys the correct pronunciation of 'Louisville.' Views are my own.

[Kelsey Teaf @kelseyteaf]

I am begging you @united - your lost item report is so useless. I am watching my iphone go on international travels from the find my app on tail number N69059, seat 10A. It’s at Washington Dulles! Can someone (a real human at IAD at the gate) *please* go grab it. I beg of you!

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

When I was a kid I wrote a 5 star review of Wayne’s world and sent it to USA Today

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

The most galling bit of propaganda is the repetition of "interfering with a police operation" when the "operation" was (illegally) beating up two women.

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

This New York Times story is not paywalled, and it shows a second-by-second breakdown of what happened. Please scroll through it.

This is not what America, or anywhere, should be

https://t.co/fXbS3FOWZc

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

Patricia and Mark McCloskey brought weapons to a protest. They were honored as keynote speakers at the 2020 RNC.

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Imagine if women shot men every time they (actually) feared for their lives. Imagine if women shot men every time they felt disrespected by a man.

[dorian grays last brain cell @womanmadehorror]

this is lowkey the most parasocial i’ve felt in a while. very happy for my close personal friend taylor swift !!!

[Kelsey Teaf @kelseyteaf]

First note of Sparks Fly original is as crispy as a McDonals fountain coke, my god it’s good.

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

‘reputation’ by Taylor Swift returns to #1 on US iTunes, dethroning Morgan Wallen’s ‘I’m the Problem’.

[THE ENCORE WAR ROOM @AEDNATION]

reputation TV getting a cancellation announcement instead of a release date

[Reductress @Reductress]

Medical Miracle! This Woman Convinced Her Doctor to Google ‘Endometriosis’: https://t.co/gNNqlLfh2w

[Kelsey Teaf @kelseyteaf]

@clauirizarry @FlyTPA your move

[Kelsey Teaf @kelseyteaf]

Not Joan mourning her late husband set to Rainbow by Kacey Musgraves #GoldenBachelorette

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I’m n luv with a hippo

[PATTY @PattyBourree]

I need someone to adapt Chimp Crazy into a feature film so that Jennifer Coolidge can win an Oscar as Tonia Haddix

[Kaitlyn 🪩📸❤️‍🔥 @d0dgedabullet]

Please do something @treepaine @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @olivegarden @DanceMomHolly

[Dr. Brandy MP @brandybeephd]

“Do I have a choice?” 😩 Production really needs to be dealt with for Jenn’s treatment. Why would Jesse say all these encouraging things and then they go and re-traumatize her?! FOUL. #TheBachelorette