one day you'll run into a guy you aren't attracted to, but he treats you right from the start and you'll force yourself to give him a chance, it's very important that you ignore him
i want a lychee martini and some sushi and some oysters and a side of truffle fries w a water w lemon and some spinach dip and some mashed potatoes w lobster mac & cheese
real housewives and sex and the city single handedly taught me that life does not end after your twenties, not even your thirties. you can genuinely reinvent yourself at any age, in any era, and have a great time doing it.