Kelsey Yandura

writing/re-writing 🦋

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hey society,

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“I’m saying this from like a ‘you just said this and now I’m just saying this’ standpoint.”

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"weirdos that word play together slay together"

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“If you write ‘tits’ on the wall, you’re clearly not getting any.”

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the horse girl to folklorist pipeline

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“When I’m not living in the world, I pretend like it doesn’t exist.”

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"I’ll Oliver Twist that shit"

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basement jelly bean machine

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“I was texting my ex. we have a potato museum.”

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"canada lady viagra"

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"child bride of the academy"

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“diet accordion”

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50 shades of neurospicy

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“I got trauma dumped on by my TA and all I got was this t shirt”

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diet squall

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+1 for communism

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short list queen

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“Raw dogging a baby voice is insane behavior.”

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“spooky library”

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"Quills ethically sourced from 100% fish, that is our promise."

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"I'd rather not get laid than almost get laid." Don't read this tweet out of context.