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[kelsey @kelsfar]

when you think about it (and i'm always thinking about it) moulin rouge really is aaron tveit's ithica

[kelsey @kelsfar]

there’s a scene in gail daughtry and the celebrity sex pass that’s technically a parallel to a scene in the odyssey, but i don’t think you’re all ready for that conversation

[kelsey @kelsfar]

derek klena featuring dj khalid are not words that are in the bible

[ESPN @espn]

The Savannah Bananas open up The 2026 ESPYS 🔥

[kelsey @kelsfar]

the reality of taylor swift getting married in a venue that has 48 escalators does not sit well with my spirit

[kelsey @kelsfar]

why have the last eight grub street diets been written by men. why are we having a "for a dollar, name a woman" problem when it comes to grub street diets

[kelsey @kelsfar]

@marikaelon @francescaaahhhh @leahmarilla meanwhile

[kelsey @kelsfar]

gary cohen's impact, baby!

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Selena Gomez looks pulchritudinous in new photo with fan.

[SNY @SNYtv]

👀👀

[kelsey @kelsfar]

i know there's bigger fish to fry in this world but my god it sucks that ticketmaster is basically unusable now. i'm trying to buy tickets to a show in the city i live in on a single device and it keeps flagging me for "unusual behavior" 😡

[trenton @trendsryder]

I’m confused… where is the big cruise ship and the medical staff that are in a throuple ??

[kelsey @kelsfar]

my plans are measured in centuries btw

[kelsey @kelsfar]

@marikaelon except!

[casey at the bat🏀🏆 CHAMPS @thebenchesclear]

did he just say pulchritudinous

[kelsey @kelsfar]

unfortunately taking this very personally

[Max Guliani @maximusupinNYc]

End of an era: Sbarro at W 33rd & 7th Ave, near MSG — permanently closed.

[kelsey @kelsfar]

@SteveGelbs Mr. Gelbs, when you come to Wrigley you have to get a dog from the grill instead of self-serve kiosk! Very important to your reporting.

[kelsey @kelsfar]

@marikaelon SOARING. FLYING.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

this is not the economy for april foolin

[kelsey @kelsfar]

when you think about it the introduction of ABS to the MLB and megan thee stallion joining the cast of moulin rouge have incredibly similar outcomes (modernizing storied institutions, making old guys mad, you might hear an AC/DC song at either one)

[kelsey @kelsfar]

@marikaelon you are proof of Proof, when you think about it