Kelsey

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

@Gabbysalazar14 That would be so humbling hahahah

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

2020 literally had so many hurricanes that they ran out of names and started using the Greek alphabet 🫠

[1️⃣ @1himothy]

covid was so bad dat 1 year they forgot to give us a hurricane

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

@briilynchh Yes ma’am let’s do it

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

Why are humans the only animals that have boobs that vary so much in size? Why are there no elephants with huge knockers? These are things that keep me up at night.

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

Euphoria does the most yet the least every episode

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

It’s messed up that people who smoke get to take smoke breaks. I’m addicted to tik tok, can I go take a break to do that for a bit?

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

I hate to break it to everyone, but daylight savings is this horrible every year. I think we just try to black it out of our memory

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

@briilynchh

[Bri Lynch @briilynchh]

I think I’ve officially become the friend where all my friends in relationships are like “you’ll find a nice guy”

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

@H0dderThanYou Ik 😳😳😳

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

Not me thinking any skinny white man i see with a beard/mustache is Brian laundrie

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

Surprisingly, the men on my oil rig give me hope for relationships. There are so many loyal, sensitive, devoted husbands out here. They all care for their wives and children so much. Very wholesome and refreshing.

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

Ego is the root downfall of the majority of men. #plsgototherapy

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

@briilynchh And you will!!!! Soon

[Michael Toop @CoachToop]

#USMMAFootball ‘19 Grad, All-Conf DL & USMC LT Charlie Deegan in photo on right - went viral from Afghanistan. One of many from US putting their lives on the line! We get ready to ball while others fight for their lives - a humbling fact. Stay safe 77! All of you come home safe!

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

I’ve always wanted to get a necklace with my initial on it, but I lie about my name too much for that 😕

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

@briilynchh Pls go to jail

[Kelsey @kelsgetskash]

I WISH the vaccine had a chip in it. So they could scan me and I wouldn’t have to carry a flimsy card that doesn’t fit in a wallet? Tf

[Bri Lynch @briilynchh]

@kelsgetskash and I saying we’re the founding fathers reincarnated when guys try to talk to us in public