Kelsi Cowan

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Today’s comment about my accent from a dead serious 7 year old: “are you a cowgirl?” #no

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My reaction to a kiddo who cried every time I looked in her direction. She cried harder...

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My grandad upon opening one of his gifts: "Well, this will be good to regift for next year."

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Coworker: Kelsi, I have gotten so used to you, it doesn't even sound like you have an accent anymore.
#BestComplimentEver #NoOneElseThinksSo

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Conversation following office Christmas party gift exchange.
Me: I doubt anyone wants those ugly socks.
Coworker: I brought those.
#whoops

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This morning at church (in AR), the preacher referred to Texas A&M to drive home his lesson. I deemed it appropriate to whisper a whoop.

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Shout out to my pal @kayliemeow for gifting me with a shirt from my evil former workplace and llama socks. You know how to make a gal's day!

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@KatelynGambrel Yikes.

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Today, I decided to treat myself to name brand groceries. I managed to shatter every glass jar I bought. I'm now going back to Great Value.

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@hunt_lucie @CasON_CasOFF @karly_ash YES! I've been rewatching. Also, I'll just put this here for y'all's enjoyment.

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@carleepaige107 Will do! In just 1 weeks time.... 😬

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@LaneySelf No, no. It never ends. I can think of 3 times in the past month I have had to introduce myself with a fun fact.

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Took my car to get an oil change. I get it back and my temperature is in Celsius and my mileage is in kilometers. #27°C #135kmtoempty

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@hunt_lucie @CasON_CasOFF Stranger Things is next on my list. I currently can't stop binge watching Lost though.

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Pal: We should go to [Candy Shop] and get lemonade.
Me: It's kind of overpriced.

Store owner: Here is a coupon since we are so overpriced.

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Waitress at a restaurant in my hometown: "where are you from? That accent can't be from around here." #offended #bornandraised #texasforever

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Today, I taught fifteen 6 to 8 year olds how to successfully build a fire without matches. Only one left wounded. Me.

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Thank you, abnormally giant cockroach, for crawling into my car and disappearing. I am dreading the moment I find you again. #dontreproduce

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@KatelynGambrel after hitting two dogs: "Well, let's go home and make some hotdogs."

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@MorgBear62 Mind blown!