Kelsie

Cartersville, GA

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

So I bought, what I thought was a cute pajama set from target, only to realize once I have it on I look like a fucking tour guide for a Hawaiian island. And now my husband won’t stop asking me where the gift shop is. 🙄

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

Nooooooo

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Shortstop Dansby Swanson and the Chicago Cubs are finalizing an agreement on a contract, sources tell ESPN.

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

@susietazzi Girl same

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

🗣🗣🗣

[Madison Watkins @MLWatkins_]

Stop getting eyelashes after drinking caffeine… We beg of you

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

@annabelleolviia Pics or it didn’t happen

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

@MLWatkins_ 🫠🫠🫠

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

@MLWatkins_ And if I do have to shampoo the hair it’s gonna cost you, a lot 😂

[Madison Watkins @MLWatkins_]

A trip that I didn’t have to plan

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

The laundry never stops, the dishes never stop, and dog hair never stops… I hate being an adult

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

Ya know, anxiety is a real asshole

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

Head down and hustle

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

Do I finally get to see my Canadian friends now?!

[Reuters @Reuters]

The United States will lift restrictions at its land borders with Canada and Mexico for fully vaccinated foreign nationals in early November, ending historic curbs on non-essential travelers in place since March 2020, two U.S. officials said https://t.co/MLH7qsIEMt

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

@annnabeellee I got a whole ass husband and he doesn’t even pay for them 😂

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

Or making my husband laugh, like when I do/say something to make him laugh, I feel like I won the lottery 🥲

[Jred @JredSantana]

Favorite non sexual act of intimacy is definitely dying of laughter together

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

@neilstrauss I can’t wait much longer! Where’s the new episode?! #ToLiveAndDieUnLA

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

Half the time I type out a tweet and just delete it

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

I love that when my dog is tired, she just gets down from the couch and walks in our room lays on her bed and goes to sleep. Just all in her own time.

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

People who say they can’t breath when they wear a mask are seriously fucking liars and should probably go to the doctor, if you have such a hard time breathing. I seriously wear it all day at work and it literally never bothers me. 😅

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

Not my husband, always roasting me for always listening to true crime podcasts, has been coming to bed the last several night asking to listen to murder stories... 🤔👀

[Kelsie @kelsieg2]

@kennycoch5 @united Nothing but problems with United. Always