Kelsi Sharp

Graphic designer and signmaker at Sharp Design Co. Minneapolis, Santa Fe, and remote.

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When they find my hair at the scene of the crime, but it’s someone else’s DNA. 👼🏽

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Men will be like, “I’m not good at art,” and then perfectly contour their jawline with a BIC razor.

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Men love to coach me on doing my job like I’m not doing it better than most in a male-dominated industry while wearing Adidas slides and living off girl dinner.

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You’re in her DM’s, I’m eating cheese curds for breakfast.

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For all of my fellow Selling Sunset folks - Chelsea is always right.

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Have you ever been in a car accident and where in Uptown did it happen?

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Nothing feels more nostalgic for childhood than snack time on a flight.

[Avant Arte @avant_arte]

In 1997, artist Francis Alÿs spent nine hours pushing a block of ice around Mexico City. As it became smaller, the artist used his feet to kick the ice along, until it eventually melted into nothing.

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The Minnesotan urge to cosplay a surf town when it’s 50 and sunny out even tho there is still snow on the ground.

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Air Canada has the best branding of any airline (currently active).

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I order my groceries on Instacart, and my tofu just arrived double bagged like a raw chicken. 😂 So cute.

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SHE SELLS SIGNS OVER IN SEWARD
New working tagline for the sign shop but maybe you need one for your girlboss seashell business over on the seashore?

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@LemanieGrace I was housesitting for friends, grabbed a can of seltzer for the drive back home AND 20 - 30 minutes later realized it was a reefer soda.

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Men are mad that Rihanna’s half time performance only lasted 13 minutes when y’all perform for an average of 7 minutes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The way some of y’all contour your faces you oughta paint signs. 🎨

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Clients will do anything to avoid sending a vector version of their artwork.

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Actively avoid finding out what your podcast hosts looks like.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“You saw me and didnt even say hi”

Me :

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me in the backseat when my friends are asking whats the next move when i was supposed to be home 2 hours ago

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

I got a license but I don’t h🥑